Inner Freak of a Single Woman
June 7, 2011 33 Comments
Every man I’ve ever dated has suffered my freakish proclivity for lip biting. I love the feel of lips next to mine. I love to caress it with my tongue. I love to tenderly kiss those puckers and when he least expects it I give it a good bite. The feel of those fleshy folds between my teeth just makes me smile and yeah … it tingles my feathers. The first initiation propels him back to say “what the &%@#” as he checks for broken skin. But I’m an expert lip biter … I never break his skin … although my bites tend to break his pain threshold. Then I smile and he gets it. At that moment he’s been initiated to what will become our ritual for as long as our relationship will last. Lip biting is part of foreplay. He can’t do it to me, but I can do it to him as much as I want–that’s the rule. And I know it’s true love (although temporal) when he relents knowing that a bigger prize awaits once I get my fill of inflicting just a bit of pain. That’s my inner freak. What’s yours?
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OMG, that’s hysterical! I do it too!!!!!
Yeah? See we’re kindred spirits … in our freakishness
Lip bitters Unite! (at first I wrote untie…hhaha)
Freudian slip excused
Hmmm….I don’t know. The first time I ‘made out’ with a guy I was 13. We had a secret….uhm…not relationship (he was totally using me) for a couple years that finally ended when I was 15 or so. I haven’t been kissed since. I don’t even know what I WANT to do. Except cuddle. I love the idea of cuddling. ^_^
Hmmm …. when you meet a nice guy you like, trust and are attracted to you will want to kiss and cuddle with him. Until then … enjoy your life and your youth
Willing to write about what no one else is…I admire it and aim to do the same in my own blog.
Yay. It’s great to find other kindred souls in the blogosphere. Thanks for visiting and I hope you come back
You go! Off the top of my head the first thing I thought of was a guy who wouldn’t let me give him even the smallest little hickie (sp?). Of course, he’s out. Maybe should’ve bitten him instead. Hard. Thanks for the smiles! Hahaha
Inner freak diversity rules! Don’t bite too hard … hehe you’re no vamp or are you?
I am usually secretly contemplating what his package will be like. Sometimes Im looking for the outline, sometimes I am casually brushing my hand against it, but it is always a game of checks and balances in my head:)
You must have a very vivid imagination. I always look at the hands and the proportion of fingers to the palm.
I enjoy laughing at really bad sci fi and horror flicks, which various girlfriends have not been into. To make them amenable to watching them with me, I would often bathe them, then scoop them up into my arms and carry them into the bedroom to lie them face down on the bed, facing the screen while the movie played and massage them and/or lick the (just-cleaned) soles of their feet for the hour and a half or so of the movie. I’m such a geek for bad movies I know most of them by heart so I just needed to hear the flicks to know what was going on, I didn’t have to see the screen myself.
Omg, the sacrifices one does for the sake of a favorite flick (no matter how bad). You are definitely in the triple “f” category. Thanks for commenting an I hope you come back
Thanks! I plan to visit frequently!
Definitely a biter here.
Lots of biters out there
For me it’s hip biting all the way.
Thanks for stopping by fellow biter
One of my favourite things to do to girls is to just suddenly throw them up against a wall and make out with them, not in a passionate cuddly way, but in a “I’m taking this kiss from you by force because I just have to kiss you right now” kind of way.
Then once they think they got me figured out I like to do the same thing except I won’t kiss them, just move up close as if I am going for a kiss, pull away and give them a naughty grin before I let them go and resume whatever I was doing.
So being with me involves the risk of being tossed up against walls once in a while, but so far I have had surprisingly few complaints
I actually wrote a blog post about how I usually do this just a few weeks back, so any guys who feel inspired to try it out can check it out for more info.
http://thedarkhorseguidetohappiness.wordpress.com/2011/05/31/the-wallslam/
I’m sure some chicks will check it out too.
Another lip-biter here. Never had any complaints. Shoulder-biting is fun too. I may also have left some scratch marks in my time, or at least half-moon nail prints. Which I would not recommend doing to anyone on a swim team. Not that I know from experience or anything.
Oh poor swim guy.
My inner freak… is something that only my better half knows.
How in the world do you manage to write a new post everyday???
Doesn’t take long. I write like I talk
So I blabber on the comp hehehehehe
Ah….lip biting. What fun! Another one of my favorites is running my tongue between a person’s upper lip and teeth. I don’t know what it is about it. I guy I dated used to do it to me, and it would drive me crazy–and I’ve spread that love ever since!
True freak
You write so well that that post could be the start of an erotic fiction book!
The only lips I tend to bite are my own! Terrible habit to sit chewing one’s lip especially when I am deep in thought as I tend to chew deeper than intended.
Aw thanks. And I’ve contemplated writing the erotic fiction
Oh, you need to find other lips to bite on ..
I once met a girl who bit me so hard that part of my lip swelled up a little and turned purple! When she then twisted my nipples like she was tuning radio dials I’d had enough. She was basically assaulting me which isn’t high on my wish list, I have to say.
LMAO oh she was a freak. Oh my gosh,nipples and radio dials …. what an image. Just be thankful she didn’t try to clip you with nipple clamps OUCH.
It’s obvious, you are a vampire! You could write awful teenage vampire romance books!
And I have written an awful vampire romance book, which is why is it gathering digital dust in my comp.