Reality makes me crazy
June 29, 2011 24 Comments
I live in the lala-land of my mind. Although I need to face the realities of a malfunctioning universe thinking about it just makes me crazy. Here’s why:
As we get older and wiser we get wrinklier and forgetful.
The advancement of technology only means more tech FAILS.
The world keeps going round and round, which is why we’re all dazed and confused.
An over-populated world makes it hard to find my “one and only.”
There are too many ways to have sex without actually having sex: phone sex, e-mail sex, chatterotica, Tweetsex and other soon to be discovered methods.
The best looking men are either gay, married, not interested or live in our fantasies.
Women ‘s eggs shrivel up as they get older, but Hugh Hefner’s sperm are still fresh as daisies.
If we are all created equal, then why can’t men get pregnant?
There is never an opportunity to say the right thing at the right place and at the right time.
People waste money in tanning salons when the sun is free.
There is nothing novel about novelty items.
Racism, defeatism, agism, cynicism, snobbism, elitism and other negativisms are too rampant.
If love conquers all, then why can’t my love for food conquer my battle with the bulge?
The know it alls of this world DON’T KNOW A DAMN THING …
All this makes me crazy …I’ve created an alternative reality …I prefer it that way.
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