Sexual Manifesto of a Single Woman
July 20, 2011 35 Comments
I refuse to be promiscuous. I’m a serial monogamist and I can still count my partners in my head even though I’d like to forget about some of them.
I refuse to pay for sex, but I’ve paid in non-monetary ways through aggravation, misery, heartache and time.
I believe in ladies first. Selfish men are made for real dolls not real women.
I don’t mind bondage so long as I’m the one with the free hands and feet.
Size doesn’t matter. You don’t have to be a “cock star” baby to be in my bed. You just need vigor and endurance.
A good mind “f&ck” is the best foreplay.
You can be an animal in bed so long as you’re gentlemanly about it.
Sex can happen anytime, but true love is once in a lifetime.
Just because you’ve made me scream and moan doesn’t mean I’ll nod and say yes to anything else.
I like men who are into breasts, but I hate mammas boys.
Being single doesn’t mean desperate. I’m picky, but I do tend to pick wrong sometimes.
I’m an expert on self-love. Why I’ve broken many “buzzers” in my time. How many men can say that they’ve broken their hand spanking the monkey?