What a Wonderful World Full of Troubles
July 21, 2011 18 Comments
Today:
I checked my bank account and saw how poor I am. I can save some money by not shopping … for food.. Good news is that I needed to go on a diet anyway.
I poured sour milk on my cereal. It’s a good thing I noticed the clumps before I started eating.
I ran out of shampoo and washed my hair with soap. My hair is now nice and Irish Spring fresh.
My keys got stuck on the front door keyhole. I broke into a sweat struggling to release it until I called a friend (30 minutes later) who suggested I lube with WD 40.
I saw a skinny teen eating a bag of chips and sipping on a shake. All that goodness will catch up to her hips in 20 years. 
I have an itchy red rash on my arm. I checked Web MD. It could be shingles or an insect bite … I’m hoping for bugs.
I felt my hymen growing back ’cause it’s been so long since I “Nookied.” Help me see something positive about that.
When I’m in a funk this cover song by Joey Ramone reminds me what a wonderful world it is despite the occasional malfunction of the universe.
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© 2011 Lafemmeroar
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Hi,
Had a great laugh, Thank you for that.
I love Ramones,
<3
Also no nookie with other people means more time for solo fun. Experiment!
Oh I love this song!!!!!!!!!!!! I love Joey’s voice
Thank you, thank you, thank you! You showed us how we all have the opportunity to turn a negative into a positive. The world needs more inspirational, funny people like you.
I need funny to prevent the frustrations … know what I mean? ‘Cause sometimes it’s the little things that put us over the edge
And thank you very much for your kind words.
Joey Ramone is damn sexy!
Hmmm…. sexy is in the eye of the “beholder.” Give me a couple shots of Jack … let me see double and blurry and maybe I’ll say the same. Joey’s got the voice for radio.
I like the positive attitude! WTG!
Nookie? hahahahha….
Thanks
Gotta stay positive ’cause the world can be a big downer sometimes.
Love that song! Fab.
xxxxx
And as Always, Thanks for the SMILE
I love Louis Armstrong but Joey Ramone’s cover gives the song such a youthful energy.
Happy to give you a smile anytime
Awesome funny girl… uh… crazy chick!!! Thanks for the giggles and the tunes, I had your kind of day last week… wait… and yesterday… and today… LOL kidddingggg I didn’t have any Irish Spring lol! See you soon!
I heard that Rod Stewart used to wash his hair with soap.
had a good laugh reading your post…resembles my life..
Ah, perhaps you are a kindred soul. Glad to know that they didn’t break the mold when they created me
Loads of us who experience it, few who turn it around the way you do Lafemme.
PS – Hymen growing back..LMAO!
Thank you Sayali always so very nice to hear from you
. I just wish that I could turn back time …
Thanks for the video–great!