Life Expectancies of the Single Woman
July 22, 2011 21 Comments
Life is a daily surprise. Just when you think you’ve got your future planned, fate throws in a monkey wrench wrecking the synchronicity of your world order. If you thought that you’d find your true love by now, but it hasn’t happened yet, don’t fret. I can’t predict your life expectancy, but I can predict what you can expect when you are single.
to be alone but not lonely
to be the one who takes out the trash including those on two legs
to be heartbroken, but not damaged
to enjoy flirting with bad boys just don’t expect forever
to not tolerate anything that makes you unhappy
to enjoy Girls’ Night Out
to look at every sexy male “ass” and not feel guilty about it
to “disengage” yourself from a male ass
to be the third wheel that adds humor and light in an otherwise dull pair
to never lose who you are
to cook for one and enjoy eating that one exotic ingredient that everybody hates and only you like
that the only rule in dating is to be yourself
that not all men know how to be just “friends” with a woman
to enjoy walks on the beach while dreaming of wonderful things to come
to never rely on the kindness of a strange, handsome man, but always be gracious upon such instances because you never know when a chance encounter can turn into a love match
to be in love with yourself for as long as you live
You can have a positive attitude about being single or you can blame the monkey wrench. What do you think?
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