What Does a Woman Want?
July 25, 2011 69 Comments
She wants men to stop looking at her tits and ass and look at the goodness of her soul.
She wants to be a sexual object in bed and a respected partner in life.
She wants a little help with the kids.
She wants to soak in the tub without your knocking on the door every 15 minutes.
She wants to sleep in.
She wants you to cook her dinner.
She wants to dance naked to her favorite groove.
She wants help with the housework and for you to do it yourself once in a while.
She wants you to put down the toilet.
She wants your unconditional love.
She wants a massage from YOU.
She wants your TRUTH.
She wants a raise.
She wants people to stop asking her about her single status.
She wants to shop until she drops without worrying that she’s spent too much money.
She wants to eat chocolate any time any where.
She wants to finish what she started.
She wants to have dessert for dinner.
She wants your “wandering eye” to gaze her way.
She wants the clarity of mind and the strength of will to rid herself of toxic things and toxic people.
She wants you to kiss and adore her body.
She wants you to see her flaws as her own unique beauty.
She wants to be recognized for the awesome bitch goddess she is.
She wants a “happy ending.”
What do you want?
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Why does she want to be an object rather than a subject in bed? Women can enjoy sex, too, you know.
Why does she need “help” with the kids? Aren’t kids as much hers as they are their father’s?
I enjoy being objectified in bed
Wouldn’t a wife want her husband to help with the kids?
No, a person with an ounce of self-esteem would expect the father to take care of his children just as much as their mother takes care of them.
Expectations and reality are like chocolates and lemons and self-esteem has nothing to do with it. A self-confident woman can still face the challenges of time, kids, finances and etc. Wanting a little help is just practical. I don’t have kids, but MANY of my friend do and the usual complaint? … “I wish he helped out with the kids more.” These are not bad fathers. It’s just the way it is at least in my circle of friends.
Now, perhaps there are couples out there that do not have this issue and more power to them.
Clarissa….
I have deleted 7 paragraphs now. I have to go to bed. The only thing I can type is that I enjoy being objectified in bed.
Hey Anne,
I love you! See I’m not the only one who feels this way. You ROCK!!!!!!! <3
“She wants men to stop looking at her tits and ass and look at the goodness of her soul.”
“She wants your “wandering eye” to gaze her way.”
Kind of a contradiction isn’t it..? but then again I suppose women are not known for being easy to understand.
“She wants to be a sexual object in bed and a respected partner in life.”
I am very happy I finally understood that one, it has done wonders for my relationship
Honey, women and men are walking contradictions
That is what make us human, flawed, complex and totally wonderful.
We sure are and it’s all good in the neighborhood (wink, wink).
In other words, she wants you to give her your ALL….. I second the motion ! ! ! I want that too !
Amen sistah
Double Amen, Sistahs. Because my ALL is what I bring so why expect less? Fairness Rocks. Didn’t say it was common,you understand, only that when it happens, it rocks. Fair, my favorite F word of all time… Thanks for the read LFR, love the way you field the comments, you go Crazy Chick lol
Thank you for understanding
You actually gave me the idea for this post …
Right now…I want a neck massage and people to stop talking. Is that so much to ask?
And…yes, humans are naturally “contradictory.” Because we’re a spectrum, not magnets.
I love your comment. I’ve bee wanting a neck massage everyday for the last 20 something years
lol and amen on “we’re a spectrum, not magnets.”
You’re awesome
I like that part about eating chocolate whenever I want and let’s not forget, that when I put on a pound or two from eating it, he better not say a word about it either. What’s better is if he licks the chocolate off my fingers. LOL!
You are so delightfully audacious! Licking chocolate from the body … that sounds freakalishious!
Dude I so understand all of these. With being a stay at home mom… (home by myself for 144 hours a week or more, sometimes a little less) I wish for my Hubby to help me more, or just to relax without anyone knocking on the door, or coming in. Loved this post and it was so true
thanks for sharing!
Thank you so much. It’s always nice to know that these posts resonate with readers. I think that mothers have to juggle so much. You guys are awesome. I need to tell my mom that more often.
Men always want a “happy ending” too! That’s where we’re similar haha
I knew the sexes had something in common … lol I guess that’s what’s called happily ever after
—Awesome Goddess Bitch!—
xx
This was superb, L.
You took the words right out of my own mouth
From one Goddess Bitch to another … thank you
Women never get what they want
Here’s hoping the situation changes one of these days …
I’m gonna have to weigh in on this tomorrow…I want to see some polarizing stuff….lol…I’ve got opinons…I’m just wondering how much to let them rip…. are they ready for morning wood’s eclectic views Lafemme?
T.
Let ‘em rip! BIG TIME. I love controversy! I love trouble! I love polarizing opinions! Now hurry up and weigh in on your thoughts …. and tell me what u really think you big Morning Wood
I want someone who is going to care about me and my feelings, take care of me (heart, mind, body and soul), treat me with respect and honesty, be my rock, show compassion, be my biggest fan, be my best friend no matter what (in good times and bad, sickness and health, etc., etc.), put me first, and love me above all else. Why? Because I deserve nothing less than this. I expect nothing less than this. Luckily I have someone who fits the bill, but I know he is a rarity. It doesn’t hurt either that he brings me things even when I don’t ask for them.
Aw … this is a wonderful comment. It gives me hope …
P.S. Thanks for taking the time to write this…it’s nice to be reminded of what we want when we’re too busy doing everything else!
You’re very welcome. This post has actually inspired tomorrow’s post
She wants to finally be able to have a baby of her own!
Aw … such a loving want that should be granted to all women yearning for a child of her own
A better support system so I can spend more time with my hubby.
Oh that is a good one. I’m really loving the comments this post is getting
Thanks for sharing.
Um… amazing.
I really like the ‘dancing naked to her groove’ and ‘put down the toilet seat.’
Those two are non-negotiable for me!
My tush almost kissed the toilet water a few times ’cause some inconsiderate male had forgotten to put the toilet seat down.
Perfectly said! I want it all and don’t question the contridictions.
Oh thank you so much
I think that contradictions are part of life. Sometimes they should be questioned and sometimes … man just go with the flow. Also, it helps that my readers have a sense of humor because to be honest the things I write are meant to be taken lightly … for fun … for entertainment … a chuckle or two and I hope to do that.
Hmmm..I guess god had no idea when he created humans as male and female…
..blame it all on our loving god!!
You’re too funny. You know your comment would make a great post
Write a blog about ‘god must be crazy’.He won’t mind.I know him well.haven’t seen him though.
lol I was talking about your writing a post about it
You’d probably do a better job since you know him a lot better than I do.
enough of commenting i guess…god must b listening and feeling shy..
‘do not blog about me for I the Lord your God is a shy God, and i am not used to fans and critics.You know how I felt when George Bush invaded Afghanistan.’ 
You’re hilarious! lol
Hell Effing Yeah we do!
lol you’re my kind of crazy chick …
I want to have a nap…
I love this list. I think everyone really just wants respect and love at the end of the day. Relationships seem like they are becoming more and more difficult.
Thanks for the luv. I was hoping that the list would resonate with women … if not all … then at least some
Glad it did with you …
SO true. couldn’t have been put to better words!
Thank you
Glad that you can identify with the list.
An online acquaintance said this about what a woman wants:
“I want what I decide each day.”
In contradiction to this entire discussion….. Life is not all about me and what I want. It is also not about men and their treatment of me. I can’t say that I am a woman yet, but what I want is the love, grace, and peace of Jesus Christ in me, day in and day out. This world and this life is only finite, perishable, and temporary. Only Jesus lasts for eternity. He is my goal and my desire. Jim Elliot said it well: “He is no fool who loses what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose.”
I totally respect your thoughts, opinions and beliefs. Thank you so much for sharing them. In reference to your statement “I can’t say that I am a woman yet” please do come back when you do become a “woman” and let me know if your thoughts have changed. Have a blessed day in every way
Wow, a lot of comments here! Don’t the statements: ‘stop looking at her tits and ass’ and ‘wants your wandering eye to look her way’ contradict each other somewhat?!
Simple answer to the first, is don’t wear revealing clothes. Even other (straight) women find it hard not to look at a girl with things on show.
Simple answer to the second, is to wear revealing clothes. Even other (straight) women find it hard not to look at a girl with things on show.
Of course they don’t contradict!
And if they did it would be consistent with how my noodle works anyway …
Well if a woman is dressed like stripper of course women will look. I don’t think it’s a sexual thing, just a hot mess kind of thing, but not in a good way.
I think only one word really describes us females … Multitaskers … Very nice post
Yes we certainly can juggle … but sometimes I think I’m multi-tasking the wrong things … is it just me who feels this way?
I want someone to give myself and my love to ^_^. Not that that’s any different than anyone else, but there you go. I also want to know what I want to do with my life…..
I want the first one too
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*Standing ovation* for the first one. Many women will agree with you on all of them (like I am), but I can’t tell you how much the first one bothers me. It’s not that I treated that way, but I hate women being treated that way period.
Wow… talk about typos here. “It’s not that I *get* treated that way…”
I agree.
Me likey. Me likey very much
I likey that you likey
See, I knew you could write serious stuff…
What men really want:
1. The Remote Control,
2. The Control to control the Remote Control,
3. Sex,
4. Sex,
5. Oh, yes, and sex.
Sincerely,
zenbuddhistgladman (my new handle)
And the remote control is for what? … their schlongs I imagine