Weight Loss Revelations
September 15, 2011 46 Comments
I’ve had an ongoing battle with food
since I was old enough to chew. I love
to eat and portion control is Latin to
me. Before I turned 40 I could eat
anything and I continued to win the
battle. Lately, my losses“have gained,”
but I don’t want to lose the war.
My weight loss revelation came when I said this to myself ...
You know you need to lose weight when:
Your muffin top has become a soufflé that won’t deflate
Your fat pants have become your skinny pants
Jabba the Hutt looks like a size medium compared to you
Your undies disappear when you put them on
Your body shimmies when you’re walking
That cute tush dimple has curdled into cottage cheese
You look like an M&M in that lime green sweater
Your thighs start looking like buffalo hocks instead of ham hocks
Your hourglass figure has turned into an inflated sundial
Your scale refuses to let you step on it
You indent footprints on concrete
The toilet creaks when you sit on it
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