Pop Culture and Celebrity Confusions
September 17, 2011 65 Comments
I need help understanding the following phenomena:
Big Brother After Dark: I regretted watching 15 minutes of this live video feed of a bunch of plotting housemates eating, talking and scratching their nether regions. Can anybody tell me why Showtime wants to stream this on their network?
The Kardashians: Why is the media so fascinated with a bunch of untalented albeit attractive “women” who date athletes? And now, they’ve got a clothing line at Sears.
I really need help on this one as I just want to gag myself with a ladle every time I see their picture. I thought Paris Hilton was bad enough with her “That’s Hot” thing, but seriously … aside from T n A what is the Kardashian appeal? I mean if people want to ogle at body parts aren’t there more interesting specimens to look at … such as … perhaps …
Justin Beiber’s Pants: That kid would be in trouble if he suddenly had to do a sprint. It’s a good thing the Bieb wears boxers or he could get arrested for indecent exposure of juvenile private parts. He looks like he forgot to hike up his bottoms after taking a pee …
Marilyn Manson: I just don’t understand why a guy who looks like a corpse:
Can get chicks who look like this:
Is it his charm, the size of his schlong or his
If you can shed some light to the above confusions please leave a comment. I’d really like to know.
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