Funny Word Game–Let’s Play Scattergories
October 18, 2011 17 Comments
I was visiting fellow Crazy Chick The Real Sharon and she had this post titled “Name Scattergories.” So I’m playing along.
Answer the following by using the first letter of your first name: Lafemmeroar
A Song Title: Lady Marmalade by Labelle (Listen while you read the post
A Color: Lavender
A Place: Ladidaville (A place for people who are brain-dead.)
A Store: Liver Killer Mart (a chain of liquor stores)
A Street Name: Lost in Love Blvd. (Located on the Vegas strip next to the Chapel of Drunken I Dos)
A Famous Female Celebrity: Lucy Lawless
A Famous Male Celebrity: Luke Skywalker (A-Lister from a galaxy far far away)
A Band Name: Leonard Skin Nerd … oops …Can you guess the band?
A Drink: Lavalixer (1 part Yager, 1 part Schnapps, 1 part Limoncello and a whole lotta desire to get drunk. Mix ingredients, take a deep breath, open your pie hole and drink. Tastes like crap, but the syrupy sweetness doubly activates the alcohol for an instant high.)
A Boy Name: Lucifer (hey he was a kid once)
A Girl Name: Lafemme (I was a kid decades ago)
A Hybrid Car: Lotousine (Hybrid Lotus and Limousine)
A Boring Food: Lettuce (nuff said)
Something found in the bathroom: Los Angeles Magazine (comes in handy when one is out of toilet tissue)
Something found outside: Ladybug (There’s always an annoying chick roaming the streets.)
Something you wear: Lick My Ass Undies (buttless panties –there’s the crotchless– why should the tush be ignored?)
A TV Show Title: ”Loserland” aka “Tool Academy” (on VH-1)
A Movie Title: “Lusty Lucy Looks for Long Schlongs” (About a chick searching for schlongs like Carrie Bradshaw searches for Choos.)
A Holiday: Lollipopalooza Day (A national holiday when people suck on something sweet on a stick.)
Something you find in the kitchen: Ladle
A Job Title: Laundrarian (One who separates laundry via the dewey decimal system)
A State: Louisiana
A Famous Landmark: Lilliput Library (Famous library housing miniature books.)
A Notorious Person: Lindsay Lohan (Notorious for wasting her talent on booze and drugs.)
A Mood: Lust
A Weapon of Choice: Lance (If men can have long poles, then so can I.)
Something you shout: “LOL”
Reason for being late: Laziness
Book Title: “Lolita” by Vladimir Nabokov (never has perversity been portrayed in such beautiful language) “Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta…” lyrical and disturbing. It’s a good thing Humbert Humbert gets his comeuppance in the end.
Now it’s your turn to Scattergorize
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