Have you ever …?
October 28, 2011 57 Comments
Zoesees inspired this post.
Have you ever …
hid from someone you haven’t seen in years because you looked like crap that day?
looked in the mirror and said who is that?
ordered 3 super-sized fries at a McDonalds and asked for separate bags so the cashier wouldn’t think it was for you?
kicked a man on the balls and actually enjoyed seeing his pain?
accidentally sat down on a wet toilet seat while using the public restroom?
spent a whole weekend watching romance movies then got depressed over your man less life?
had everyone staring at you and thought you were the hottest thing on two legs only to find out you were dragging a train of toilet tissue?
been caught picking your nose in your car during rush hour traffic?
had your butt itch so bad that you just had to scratch and didn’t give a hoot who saw?
spilled tomato juice on your crotch while out in public?
thought that your relatives are possessed by aliens?
been blamed for passing gas when it was actually the kid next to you?
mistaken salt for sugar?
sneezed on a platter of food, but served it anyway?
Have you ever?
Disclaimer: The above post is not to be mistaken as something Lafemmeroar did or will ever do. In her convoluted, twisted noodle Lafemmeroar thinks she’s perfect in every way. In fact she is so perfect that even her poo exudes the aroma of expensive perfume. She has never made a mistake and she lives a malfunction less life. Her friends are so jealous of her perfect life and they love her so much that they all pitched in and gifted her an extended vacation to Looney Land.
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