Winter Sex Tips
December 30, 2011 47 Comments
When the weather is nipple pinching and schlong shrinking cold, here are some tips for heating things up in the boudoir.
A pair of Uggs make sexy fashion sense. Imagine your toasty feet dangling up in the air in a pair of these.
When he wants to blow sweet nothings in your ear tell him to put the blow of the heater down your way instead. There’s nothing like a gush of warm air to rev up your girly parts.
If you’re into BDSM switch the handcuffs for a warm pair of furrycuffs.
Nix the satin sheets for an electric blanket. There’s nothing like a jolt of heat before a hot romp in the sack.
Sip a hot toddy instead of champagne. Who needs cold and bubbly when you can have hot and spicy.
If it’s too cold to get lewd in the nude, stay warm in a matching pair of these latex body suits with openings in “all the right places.”
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I tried on one of those latex suits once. I was not impressed. I think I like my passion unconstrained!!
That’s hot Oyeniyi
DO NOT tell hubby – he might decide he likes the idea!
Which idea? The his and hers latex?
Mmmmmh very interesting
OMG. LOL
As a side note, I just ordered my uggs, black, they should be here in the next few days. HA!
Have fun with the Uggs
I’ll see what I can do about that
omg, I have to get one of those latex body suits!!
Latex body suits are not much good, because you tend to slide against the other one
If you slide in and out of the right places it could be lots of fun Harry
I could not possibly reply to that
ROFL! hahahahaha! OMG… this is priceless!
I guess we’re on the right track then. We already have a pair of Uggs (mine is blue though), and I gave her the furry cuffs as a Christmas gift
The only thing left for us to get is the latex body suits. I’m getting all sorts of hot just thinking about her crawling around the room like cat woman *sexy cat growl* 
Yay Amor! We are in alignment … maybe latex next Christmas?
I wish I lived in Alaska in the winter. It gets chilly here but not enough to warrant anything this fun and furry and FREAKY! Oh well.
Maybe a vacation?
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Love – Teri
Teri you are the best and thank you so much for the nominations!
Congratulations!!!!!!
I am so glad you understand the relationship between the cold and the shrinking dynamic. In behalf of men and the shrinkage thing, be advised that blood pressure pills cause shrinkage. So does large charges on the “joint” credit card. Another losing season for the Miami Dolphins may cause a whole year of shrinkage. “Dad, I’m pregnant. Again.” Now that is a real shrinker. Anxiety on Sunday for Monday’s work causes shrinkage and there are many more reasons but I stop because this is your blog.
Keep going … Carl I’d like to know more about schlong shrinkages
Poor George Costanza, the master of shrinkage “the water was cold, the water was cold . . .” Where was an Ugg boot when he needed it most? But then, poor old George was always putting his foot in it.
lol Patti! The cold is always a good excuse for a “schlong’s” “small comings.”
bahahahahaha! i was informed, earlier today, by a good friend who wants me sexually >duh, who doesn’t
jhahaha, just kidding!< . . . and he commented that he HATES uggs! so from this point forward, i'll be wearing uggs in his presence. and i'll be laughing all the way to nordstrom whilst thinking of your article and of his reaction when he reads it + my comment. 
x
Oh you are a bad wench … I LUV IT AND YOU and flash that dude some major UGGS bhahahahahaha
Nice post
I just got an electric throw for Christmas…now I just need someone to sex!
Funny list!
Keeping my fingers crossed for ya
Damn good tips. It’s not hot (sexy) to do it with a robe on, but it’s warm.
When it’s spine tingling cold, pragmatic is can be hot and sexy.
A very informative posting,
especially the handcuffs option
Happy New Year 2012 Lafemmeroar
Androgoth
Hi Andro
And a happy new year to you as well 
That latex suit seems smothering. They scare the bejesus outta me!
Thanks, as always, for the giggles.
HAPPY NEW YEAR GIRLY!
Zoe! So glad I discovered you this year. Here’s to an awesome 2012 with more giggles and more of your fabulous recipes!
Finally! Something pink I can wear, pass me those uggs, lol. Thanks for the giggles, LFR. Happy 2012 to you
You’re welcome Janice
I take it the latex suit is for the young, how embarrassing when the paramedics arrive. Guess it would give them a good story to talk about all day. (They need a lift in their line of work.) Okay, so I’m not that old or would not be embarrassed. Great Blog.
Thanks Peach … never thought about a “sex fail” and paramedics … ooohhhh that could be a post
—I dig those pink Uggs. SWeeet. xx
For some reason I imagine you with leopard print Uggs …
What about wrapping yourselves in bathrobes and snuggies? I feel this list is incomplete with out some form of Snuggie suggestion…
Do the bathrobe and snuggles come in latex?
cute and practical ideas … latex can make you sweat … it’s the pits for removing …
BUT … it has been the most commented on. Personally, I like the ugh boots.
They are real sexy to me. Maybe, I should buy my man a pair …. MMmmmm.
Thinking,
Isadora
Pink Uggs for your man? Oh I hope they come in “man size” As usual your comment is hilarious!!!!! Thanks for popping in
Those latex suits look weird…..
Amen to hot toddys!
And creepy too …