Winter Sex Tips
December 30, 2011 47 Comments
When the weather is nipple pinching and schlong shrinking cold, here are some tips for heating things up in the boudoir.
A pair of Uggs make sexy fashion sense. Imagine your toasty feet dangling up in the air in a pair of these.
When he wants to blow sweet nothings in your ear tell him to put the blow of the heater down your way instead. There’s nothing like a gush of warm air to rev up your girly parts.
If you’re into BDSM switch the handcuffs for a warm pair of furrycuffs.
Nix the satin sheets for an electric blanket. There’s nothing like a jolt of heat before a hot romp in the sack.
Sip a hot toddy instead of champagne. Who needs cold and bubbly when you can have hot and spicy.
If it’s too cold to get lewd in the nude, stay warm in a matching pair of these latex body suits with openings in “all the right places.”
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