Rhyme and Reason of Divorce
January 6, 2012 41 Comments
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Let us make a pact and call it quits
These last days of turmoil has sent me into fits
With screaming and crying and stomping my feet
It’s no wonder that I’ve stayed up nights without any sleep
While you map out a life exciting and new
I am burdened with the past and happy memories are few
BUT WHEN you made the mistake of straying from me
Your betrayal comes with a hefty fee
For mother nature takes my side of the feud
She understands justice for the liar and the lewd
When you’re feeling amorous with your new chickadee
You’re schlong will feel like taking a pee
When you kiss the sweet cheeks of your new fling
Your lips will burn with the bite of a bee sting
When you spend your money
On your new honey
You’ll see the loss of each dollar spent
Downtrodden and broke you’ll sleep in a tent
While I recover on my soft warm bed
No longer wishing you were dead
Tis not of sorrow my tears are falling down
But of happiness that everyone will see your frown
When you realize that you’ve been made a BIG STUPID CLOWN
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I read this on twitter and thought it was brilliant.
Thank you Harry
I must say that your poems are as well 
Perfect, poetic revenge. Loved it!
Hi Diana … I’ve been thinking that I need analysis on why I do these revenge posts so “well”
Hi,
I loved it, well done.
Glad you liked it Mags
Another good laugh
Thanks … I aim for chuckles
What a beautiful “fuck you” poem. Kudos to you. Loved it.
Oh I never thought about the “F” word, but you are absolutely right
hehehehe thanks again for clicking on my blog Lorrelee 
When you feel amorous … are you talking about me Lafemme
Brilliant rhyme but I’m still hurt 
It’s a secret as to what I truly do when feeling amorous
I LOVE it! SO just …great! I’m +1 ing it! YOu rock the revengedness !!
oops
you don’t have one of those….well I would lol
I know and it’s very disturbing that I rock that particular genre isn’t it?
Good ole Karma. This poem is wonderful and doesn’t feel forced. You’re pretty talented Ms. LaFemme!
Oh thank you Future!!!! Your comment has made my upcoming weekend!
Ah you’ve given me inspiration to keep on with my book 
Wise words for the wicked and all with a wonderful flow!
Thank you very much Patti … even my noodle can summon up some rhyming flow here and there
–Revenge,( Sometimes), Is oh-so- Sweet.
Xx
Sweeter than honey, more delicious than cream cakes
and not fattening in the least 
Great poem. I’m waiting to see the poem that only you will be able to comprise. One using the words orange and purple.
ta ta for now my darling !!
You’re on Cinnamon!!!!!! Watch out for the post
This is excellent girl. The best way to get revenge is to live well
I like this one a lot my wicked friend
and thank you for adding such a great
poem with plenty of action within its
lines… Now what was it that you said?
‘When you’re feeling amorous with your
lol that is truly wicked…
new chickadee, your schlong will feel like
taking a pee’
Have a great rest of weekend now
Androgoth Xx
Hi Andro … expect more rhyming wackiness. Cinnamon has challenged me to pen a poem using the words Orange and Purple … I love being called wicked!
Have a wonderful Sunday.
Wow beautiful poem! This will surely lift up the mood of broken hearts
love it! I gave you the candle lighter award: http://evilnymphstuff.wordpress.com/2012/01/08/candle-lighter-award/
congrats!
I’ve never had one of those thank you so much evil
Ah ! I love this !
I agree wholeheartedly ! ! ! Short of saying ” Burn in hell” and wishing the guy ill will, anything bad that happens to the frivolous, flirty guy is sweet justice !
And this is the reason why women should be very independent, and stand on their own two feet, and not depend on men financially and emotionally.
And never let go of physical appearance ! ! Junk the chips ! More often than not, that’s the reason why stupid men leave. they always go for the sexy one, especially if the wife’s turned into a 200 pounder. It’s sad, but that’s reality.
Thanks for liking it Ren, but I’ve known a guy who went for a bigger chick versus his skinny wife … life is complex one never knows how the other will go. As for me I haven’t had chips in a while, but I have discovered kale chips and this seaweed thing that’s crunchy … See ya around Crazy Chick
brilliant.
. . .
and i’d add
. . .
“and i can eat ALONE, with my dog!”
bahahahaha!
adore you!
x
Good addition Nicole
That is Wicked awesome..
No one says, “Fuck You! And… well… strongly worded letter to follow!” quite like you do Lafemme.
I try Phil to put my own spin on things
Wow!
Wickedly dark, awesome post!
My fav phrase “wickedly dark” … thanks again Hook
Where was this poem several years ago when I broke up with the world’s biggest douchenozzle? This was everything I was thinking and feeling put into a few simple lines.
And guess what? He’s an even bigger clown now than he was then.
I’m glad to know that you were able to identify with the poem. I often wonder if my noodle is in alignment with reality … just sorry about the clown … but maybe he’s down 6ft under?
This is great! If you get a chance check our my poem…Happy Holidays! Written with a similar sentiment. Living well is ALWAYS the best revenge:).
I McKenzie … nice to see your comment on my blog and please leave a link to your poem