Wordplay the Crazy Chick Way

What do you call a man who cheats and says he’ll never do it again? A mono-two-timer

What do you call a friend who is not really your friend? A faux-pal

What do you call a woman who keeps returning over and over again to the man who constantly cheats on her? A Sissy-phussy

What do you call a shopaholic? Maxed-out!

What do you call someone addicted to porn? Cantgetnone

What do you call someone addicted to exercise? A sweataholic

What do you call a buffet table when you’re on a diet? Inhospitable

What do you call a desirable man who is married? Off-limits

What do you call a sleazy chick who jumps up and down when she dances? A trampoline

What do you call a conversation that turns violent? A convolution

What do you call a grouchy ho? Skanktankerous!

What do you call a pair of pants for a clown? Pantaloon

What do you call an enigmatic tall and dark man who will suck the life out of you? Dracula

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Writer, blogger, humorist. Visit my blog to know more :)) Laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it.

23 Responses to Wordplay the Crazy Chick Way

  1. I love skanktankerous!! I am going to use that one if you don’t mind.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      It’s all yours honey :) BTW I sent you an email … hope you got it.

  2. i like that one too… and cantgetnone..and ..and.. :-) Good stuff lady

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Yay! Glad you like them Lizzie … that’s why we’re Crazy Chicks :)

      • always :-)

  3. I always learn something every time I come to your Blog. so many words to memorise here, but all of them made me smile. You so often achieve that with me

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Awww… Counting … you’ve made my week!!!! My goal is to give you a chuckle or two. I’m so glad you “read me.” :)

  4. totsymae1011 says:

    I’ve had some faux-pals in my lifetime but I get comfort in knowing that experience isn’t unique to me. Not that I get comfort that it happens to other folks but who wants to be the only one in that situation? You get what I’m saying…:-)

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      No it is definitely not unique to you Totsy … and I also get comfort in knowing that I’m not the only one who has experienced that “malfunction in the universe.” Always glad to read your comments Crazy Chick :)

  5. Someone addicted to porn: Cantgetnone. Love it!

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Glad you liked that word Inion … but ain’t it just the truth sometimes?

  6. I didn’t get the email, but sometimes my email address shows up wrong when I comment, its ladywithatruck2011@gmail.com

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      I’ll resend :)

  7. I have to show this to my husband. He lives for wordplay.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      I love wordplay as well … it’s nice to screw with the English language :)

  8. La La says:

    Skanktankerous is my favorite! Hilarious.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      That word just sounds funny … I love it too :)

  9. becca3416 says:

    TRAMPoline – hahaha!

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Glad I made you chuckle today Becca :)

  10. I love this one – trampoline – I’ll have to remember that one for the next time I see a woman doing just that. hahaha I think all of these should be in the dictionary. They’re quite accurate descriptions.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      I agree Isadora :)

  11. Hahahah…you crack me up :)

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Glad to do that for you Princess :)

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