Single Chick’s Grocery List
December 2, 2012 33 Comments
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Laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it.
laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it
December 2, 2012 33 Comments
Writer, blogger, humorist. Visit my blog to know more :))
Laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it.
Batteries are a must have…
Oh Yeah! I buy the big packs
Hmmm. Are you sure that oil’s for cooking ?
do you by double A? XXxx Kissssss
Double A’s and I ain’t talkin’ bra size crazy chick!
what about married chicks. Everyone clicks their own mouse.
Married chicks too!
Whats a vibrator ??
Well … Harry … it’s a device that is:
Very reliable
Hardly ever breaks unless it’s been used a lot
It never lies
It never steals
It never complains
It never cheats
It doesn’t have a job, but it doesn’t eat either
And it doesn’t require a lot of space to “live”
It can be stashed away anywhere kids can’t get at it
and it always, always, always give happy endings.
The first five sounds like a man, but then it went off track.
Its a bit like a lap-top then, something that can’t be borrowed or lent.
Yes Harry … but some “circles” do tend to share …. bleeeeeech! I would never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Batteries are expensive. Do vibrators come in solar?
LMAO!!!!!!!!! Too fonny! Now why couldn’t I have come up with that line instead? Imagine a solar powered Vibe ….
Red wine and dark chocolate is a must on mine.
Oh you sophisticated thing!
I remember that list very well, despite my years of marriage it still rings bells. I think though I had Gin, Vodka, Tequila, Wine and Chocolate on mine always
Sips and nibs on the list … nice choices Valentine
batteries!!! damn it that explains everything
Yup batteries are important …
got it
And enjoy your “buzz”
hahahahaaha! yup..
It’s good to see food taking a higher priority on the shopping list.
Priority not necessarily in the order listed Phil!
Vibrators are so scarce in my County buying them is like smuggling drugs across the border. I hope to own one someday!!!
You know a massager can be just as good. Aren’t there any of those there?
This is embarassing…but how do I use the massager? I will email you with my many questions
Well it’s a vibrating massager. You just put it where you “want it.” Know what I mean?
Wow! I’m going shopping today!
lol Viv! I do hope you find an “innocent massager” in your sphere of the world.