Is it the Man’s Fault?
December 4, 2012 32 Comments
Is it the man’s fault …
if he can’t keep his schlong in his pants?
if he says he’ll call and never does?
if he says he’s single, but he’s got the baggage of a wife and three kids?
if he’s broke ’cause he’s too lazy to work?
if he’s not ready for a commitment, but he’s committed to a booty call?
if his eyes wander to another chick while he’s with you?
if he ignores you constantly ’cause he’d rather watch the “boob tube“?
if he cheats on you ’cause he just prefers another?
if he borrows money and never pays it back?
if he never pays child support but he’s got enough dough for a sports car?
if he leaves you with nothing while he continues to live the “high life“?
if you’re 10th on his priority list?
if he forgets your birthday?
if he says he doesn’t love you?
OF COURSE NOT!
HE CAN’T HELP BEING A SCHLONG!
Is it the Man’s Fault if he gets SCHLONG WACKED ’cause of the above?
He might not be able to control the things he did, but
HE STILL DID ‘EM!
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