Is it the Man’s Fault?
December 4, 2012 32 Comments
Is it the man’s fault …
if he can’t keep his schlong in his pants?
if he says he’ll call and never does?
if he says he’s single, but he’s got the baggage of a wife and three kids?
if he’s broke ’cause he’s too lazy to work?
if he’s not ready for a commitment, but he’s committed to a booty call?
if his eyes wander to another chick while he’s with you?
if he ignores you constantly ’cause he’d rather watch the “boob tube“?
if he cheats on you ’cause he just prefers another?
if he borrows money and never pays it back?
if he never pays child support but he’s got enough dough for a sports car?
if he leaves you with nothing while he continues to live the “high life“?
if you’re 10th on his priority list?
if he forgets your birthday?
if he says he doesn’t love you?
OF COURSE NOT!
HE CAN’T HELP BEING A SCHLONG!
Is it the Man’s Fault if he gets SCHLONG WACKED ’cause of the above?
Hell Yeah!
He might not be able to control the things he did, but
HE STILL DID ‘EM!
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Hahahaha I think a lot of guys are going to feel embarrassed while they’re reading this.. I certainly felt embarrassed :$
but it’s not entirely our fault.. it’s just the way we were raised in this society, all of our sins are being carried out from centuries. Hellz, even in the bible it is written in different words that guys shouldn’t listen to the word of a woman, but carry on their work based entirely on their thinking..
Male dominated world.. kinda makes me sad! :p
Well … I wouldn’t mind being “dominated” on my own terms
Thanks for visiting Sharvil … been a while 
you never fail to crack me up! and yeah it had been a while.. haha I am glad you remember me ^-^
Well … cracking is something I’me definitely good at!
Long live the schlong! Can’t say the same for its owner though…
LMAO! You’re really getting the crazy chick’s twisted noodle and reality!
How could I not? I like crazy chicks, they’re crazy good. Thanks for the laughs and this PSA on douchey dicks. I always enjoy your edu-tainment.
Yeah I’m and “Edu-tainmentor”!
Luv your noodle … the one on your head of course! 
Brilliant, once again. Though it may not be their fault, I do believe it’s the Crazy Chick’s obligation and pleasure to show them the error of their ways. It’s a tough job, but somebody’s gotta do it.
Oh Inion … it is my PLEASURE to show them the error of their ways!
I just love it when you visit my crazy blog! 
totally. their. fault. We all gotta be accountable sometime…some just take longer than others. I left my ex when he claimed we couldn’t even buy food…he has since then, well…been spending BOCU bucks…SCHLONG.
Let’s get a crazy chicks crew and do some “de-schlonging” on your behalf!
so….delicate….princess like…..
Ain’t I though … Fat Joe
Thanking The Jesus my husband’s not a d-bag. I lucked out, I think
Oh Tori hold on to him tight!
Every man that has even been my friend has always been very loyal to me.
That’s great Rebecca … it’s important to have male friends … we just need it
Heck ! Your rant is making me angry too ! ! ! What should we do ?
Ren … we need to gather a crazy chicks crew … and instead of collecting money for the poor this holiday season … we need to collect “schlongs” so we can save women around the world … we’ll be kinda like santa only instead of giving toys to kids … we’ll be giving women back their empowerment from SCHLONGS!!!!!!!!!!
OH AND ONLY YOU WOULD SAY “HECK” INSTEAD OF “DAMN”! YOU SWEET SWEET GIRL!
I’m enjoying the dialogue b/w you and The Wandering Mind too much!
Oh Patti … I just love it when he wanders over on to my blog!
Well now, I would say it is actually the mans mother’s fault. He just wasn’t raised right.
You could be on to somewhere Valentine
As one of your loyal male fans I am reduced, as is so often the case, to hanging my head in shame at the conduct of some of my fellow schlongites. So disturbing is this piece that I have mislaid my list of chores. Oh yes. Take out garbage and empty the dishwasher.
lol on the dishwater … you are a good hubby!
Don’t hang your “too low” you’re one of the good ones! 
And I always thought it was because most men are ADD.
Oh that too Diana
I think it’s his mother’s fault.
lol … wasn’t it also the mother’s fault in that movie “Psycho”? … oooo creeeeeepy!
lol! True..but it some cases, there’s a woman who’s just as guilty.
I agree with you on that one Phil … you wise
schlongman …