Insulting Blog Comments Make Me Wanna Rant
December 8, 2012 60 Comments
The other day, a commentator from another blog called me “immature” and “vapid.” This was because “said” blog posted a “rebuttal” about one of my posts.
If you’re thinking why is Lafemme being so cryptic?
We want to know what post she’s talking about!
Well … let me just say that the post in reference had nothing to do with “schlong whackings” in fact it was a rather sweet post about a man’s love … investigative noodles will figure this out. Anyway, I was okay with the “immature” comment since I’ve always believed that I’m a “mental” 12 year old … my noodle just refuses to EVOLVE.
BUT VAPID? First I didn’t know what the hell that word meant, but all I know is that I felt soooooo “deflated” I mean the word just sounded so boring and lifeless. So my investigative noodle high tailed it to Merriam Webster online and I looked up the word:
dicktator commentator think I was a freakin’ pancake or something? That mean ole person who probably has the life force of a dead slug on concrete doesn’t even know me! I don’t even think “the slug” has ever read my blog. Then again … I had to think why such a slug would call me vapid because I’m not vapid and I’ll prove it to you.
I’m lively … you only need to see me do the crazy chick jig and you’ll know that dancing like an epileptic while keeping up with the beat takes lot of freakin’ LIVELINESS!
I’ve got tang … why it was my favorite drink growing up. I just loved it! And still do!
I’m brisk! I’m always on the go, I’m keenly alert of bad schlongs that BLOCK my way. And I’m quick to show ‘em who’s boss if he gets “unruly”!