Insulting Blog Comments Make Me Wanna Rant

Angry chickThe other day, a commentator from another blog called me “immature” and “vapid.” This was because “said” blog  posted a “rebuttal” about one of my posts.

If you’re thinking why is Lafemme being so cryptic?

Well … let me just say that the post in reference had nothing to do with “schlong whackings” in fact it was a rather sweet post about a man’s love … investigative noodles will figure this out. Anyway, I was okay with the “immature” comment since I’ve always believed that I’m a “mental” 12 year old … my noodle just refuses to EVOLVE.

I've been 12 for decades!

I’ve been 12 for decades!

BUT VAPID? First I didn’t know what the hell that word meant, but all I know is that I felt soooooo “deflated” I mean the word just sounded so boring and lifeless. So my investigative noodle high tailed it to Merriam Webster online and I looked up the word:

vapid: lacking livelinesstang, briskness, or force : flatdull

Did this dicktator commentator think I was a freakin’ pancake or something? That mean ole person who probably has the life force of a dead slug on concrete doesn’t even know me! I don’t even think “the slug” has ever read my blog. Then again … I had to think why such a slug would call me vapid because I’m not vapid and I’ll prove it to you.

I’m lively … you only need to see me do the crazy chick jig and you’ll know that dancing like an epileptic while keeping up with the beat takes a lot of freakin’ LIVELINESS!

I’ve got tang … why it was my favorite drink growing up. I just loved it! And still do!

Tang

I’m brisk! I’m always on the go, I’m keenly alert of bad schlongs that BLOCK my way. And I’m quick to show ‘em who’s boss if he gets “unruly”! 

woman slapping man

I’m forceful! Didn’t you read my post Childhood Aspirations of a Crazy Chick? Being a dominatrix is hard work and believe you me … it takes some force getting into that latex suit that makes men weep for more brutality!

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Wikimedia Commons

I’m definitely not flat! Why my girls have been such a curse and a blessing to me. In fact I’d look 10 pounds lighter if my C plusses turned into A minuses!

Finally, I am not DULL. How can I be dull if my wit is as sharp as a “SCHLONG SICKLE” that could cut through an atom? 

So dear readers … I think that commentator really got me pegged all wrong! And so this is what I think of you … you mean ole person:

YOU STINK!!!!!!!

YOU STINK!!!!!!!

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About Lafemmeroar
Writer, blogger, humorist. Visit my blog to know more :)) Laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it.

60 Responses to Insulting Blog Comments Make Me Wanna Rant

  1. That commentator was a water-vinegar filled canoe. Crazy Chicks will know what that combination means :) I seriously believe that when someone comes after a person on a blog, that they are projecting what they are themselves and they are in awe of your twisted noodleness, wit and charm.

    They want to be you, so the next best thing is to attack you, and then lift themselves up and feel like they’ve accomplished something. I would bet they are on Google all day, googling words to come up with, because they have a limited vocabulary.

    These people have no wit or charisma, they are too full of themselves, hence constipated with no relief in site.

    No idea if I make sense, I’m making gingerbread dough, constructing a gingerbread house, tweeting, facebooking, wordpressing and singing Christmas tunes off key. The Saturday morning of a Crazy Chick. LOL

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Oh I’ve always wanted to make a gingerbread house! I’m crafty (knit, crochet, decoupage, and etc) but I’ve never done that! You’re funny Selena … i luv how you just inserted the gingerbread thing in the middle of your comment … you are a multi-tasking twisted noodle … omg i luv it too much!!!!!!!! And yeah, I think that person just doesn’t have a sense of humor or their humor resides in Xanaxville? Oh did I use the right medication in reference to that? Oh well you know what I mean CC :)

  2. Excellent Response – it would irk me even more – in fact, it does irk me when someone tries to look all smart and holier than thou by using words without understanding meaning. Calling you vapid .. oh i got a good chuckle .. I think you played the rubber/glue game very nicely now they can stick it…and what they feel mature and smart cause they used the word vapid – in an insult. Ha! Leave em a link to a dictionary … :roll: vapid bwahahahahaah…oook

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      oh Lizzie you are such a twisted noodle :) I like that term “rubber glue game” hmm…. CCs should do something with that idea :) But I just don’t know what yet. Then again, it could be a game and I can add a page on the CCC page. What do you think?

      • ooooo sounds fun! I usually break out the rubber body suit that I half rock lol.. Crazy Chicks would excel at this game I sure wouldnt want to take one on.

        • Lafemmeroar says:

          LOL … would that be an X-rated game? lmao

          • this little orange thingy so annoys me – do you know how many comment of mine it has eaten? and i dont mean the one liners.. who paragraphs.. ug.. I am gonna try to find the comment on Break it Down Pete’s blog that started the whole rubber glue – rubber body suit thing .. was the jist of the comment.. lol i’ll put the link here i I do..if not i;ll explain how it went down… where is that guy anyways haven;t seen him forever

            • Lafemmeroar says:

              Pete’s around! Yeah put the link :) Sorry about the system eating up your comments. It’s happened to me too …

  3. Let it out and rant on, crazy girl! :) Don’t worry about narrow minded people that generate nothing but negativity and hate. That nasty commentor is just jealous and intimidated by your strength and the fact that your a ballsy, independent crazy chick. Let ‘em hate, because it obviously means you’re doing something right with your life. I say we lynch the commentor and tattoo your crazy chicks logo on his ass. LOL
    BTW, totally making a gingerbread house as well. Tried to do it homemade and almost burnt the house down. I don’t know why I tried, can’t even boil water. Guess, I’ll always be domestically challenged.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Oh can you share a pic of the house when you’re done? You too Selena! I want to add more pics on the CCC fun pic page. You can email it to me and I can post the image on the page …. Please? It doesn’t matter if it’s burnt … it’s forgivable since you’re a crazy chick anyway :)

  4. VAPID? Really? Maybe he meant Rabid….LOL I wonder if it’s the same Massengill Dinghy that wrote on my blog the other day? You know that trolls like to follow one humorously uplifting blog to another. My commentor said I should stop blogging because I SUCK…..like DICK. Not sure if that was supposed to be an insult (especially since I’ve been told I do that so well) but in any case…..he was only disguising his jealousy of your writing abilities.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Well … if you did do that to his … he probably wouldn’t have one after you got through with it! Okay, the blog is from a chick and I’m not naming names ’cause why should I give her extra hits! I share via FB. Twitter, Digg, and STumbleupon because I want to spread the word about blogger I LIKE! I can live to agree to disagree, but this chick did a response to my post title “How you can tell that a man love you” and so she posted my post with a rebuttal. She did have a disclaimer that it was meant to be funny, but you know humor is subjective and my noodle didn’t find anything funny about it, but I’m sure others will (aka her readers). Well … you know birds of the same feather cluck flock together and this commentator said the post was “icky” and the woman was “vapid and immature”. Oh well you can’t please em all, but when they irk you … you can always post a rebuttal and NOT LINK TO THEIR BLOG! HEY … the upside is that I got a blog post out of it. See how bad things can become positive in my LalaLand? :)

  5. Well, I’ve been a Crazy Chick for only a few days ( love it here), and there is NO WAY you could be considered ” vapid”. Being just a reader who loves to review, and get to know authors, I can’t imagine why someone would want to pick a fight? Aren’t you all in this together? I see so much cross promoting between authors, what a shame to have one grouch.
    Crazy Chicks Foever!!!!

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Yay! and thanks for your comment. I think people who don’t have a funny bone are rather combative … I’m so glad that I laugh at the malfunction! It’s important to cross promote because it’s a great way to develop a community! Crazy Chicks Forever !!! :)

  6. The Hook says:

    Your ranting is my enjoyment! Thanks!

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Oh I need to rant more often ’cause I’m all about pleasing my readers :)

  7. Aurora HSP says:

    As writers we are “out there.” As a good writer friend I met many moons ago says, “Fuck’em. Fuck’em all.” It’s just opinions. Opinions are myopically dependent on those who long to spew them forth when the rest of us stopped caring yesterday. One minute opinion in the sea of many will hit shore pretty damn fast, a grain of sand for some dog to … ah well, I’m tired of it already LOL Love your new picture by the way, LFR. Damn, I wish we lived closer. Could see us hanging out and setting the world on fire, or at least the town, LOL Much love. Your forever fan,
    Janice

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Oh Janice … you’re one of the original Crazy Chicks and I am a fan of yours. You are a strong woman and I hear you roar with every blog post. The good thing about blogging is that I can get my bitch on and I can protect the innocent “ME” :) Oh well I think that “slug” has probably dried up by now and has been squashed by an indifferent tire. Here’s hoping :)

      • When we were kids, we used to like to pour salt on slugs. Where’s that shaker when you need it ! LOL

        • Lafemmeroar says:

          OMG that’s a good one. I never did that, but my friends and I trapped a lizard inside a frisbee once and watch it shed it’s tail! That was mean I know … and I’ve repented. So I’m absolved of all sins.

          Disclaimer: Even though Lafemmeroar is not an animal lover she’d sooner whack a schlong than hurt an animal. The lizard thing was a result of an adolescent mind’s curiosity.

      • Aurora HSP says:

        Write On, Sistah :D

  8. ericmvogt says:

    That Creepazoid Critic should have known better than to mess with The Deschlongerator! Off with her fake boobies! You Rock, Crazy Lady!!!!! ;-D

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      I’ve got a fake boobie sickle in my stash somewhere lolololol

  9. OMgggosh,
    Is that you in the photo? GORGEOUS. Damn You!

    About the insult….who gives a shit. NOBODY. seriously. Xxxxx

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Oh Kim thank you for “damning me ” :)The photo hides all my flaws and blemishes :)

  10. ctoby says:

    Hmmmmm…. oh yes indeed. when I think of Lafemme the FIRST thang that comes to mind is “vapid.” Followed by dull and tang-less…HA!
    How pedestrian. people with such stunted imaginations should not be allowed to “critique” anything other than the Parade section of the paper… yawn… if that. pfffft

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      hey pfffft :) Luv ya Ctoby :)

  11. Sometimes its best to ignore the crazies. I have gotten horrible comments from very sad people who bathe in the pain of others.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Oh that’s a good line to refer to the NEGATIVOS! “bathe in the pain of others” oh you are a wise one “_

  12. Patti Kuche says:

    Who on earth has the energy to indulge in accusations of vapidity et al? Someone out there is “projecting” or is that “transferring” . . .? I always get those two mixed up.

    BTW, love your new image!!!

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Hi Patti! :) Yeah I guess I”m opening up to my readers by finally sharing my “mug.” :) Oh and that person said that the post was icky … meaning my post that the blogger commented on. Oh well I guess that commentator had never read some of my revenge recipes … now THOSE ARE ICKY!!!!! :)

  13. Love your sense of humour, your lively comment, your slick response .. And I bet the commenter will think twice before using long words out of the dictionary- and you are not on your own LM, For I had never heard of that word either.. …
    Wishing you a Good Day
    Sue

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Oh thank you soooooo much Sue! You made my morning and I do try to give my readers a chuckle a day :) I should do a list of words that need to be banned from the English language like:
      NO
      FAT
      OLD
      MEAN
      and etc

      If there is no word for it, then it can’t “BE” it … know what I mean? Oh well … it’s just my twisted noodle ticking again! :)

      • Keep that Twisted Noodle ticking…. I think I have a pair of ‘Chop’ sticks for some of those words too if you should ever require :-)

        • Lafemmeroar says:

          LMAO lololol on “Chop” sticks …. omg you have a twisted way with words … I LUV IT!!!!!! YOU should join my crazy chicks club! It’s a great way to connect with other twisted noodles :) http://lafemmeroar.wordpress.com/crazy-chicks-club-ccc/

          • Thank you LM, I may just do, but time at the moment is a precious commodity Ive been known for my warped sense of humour here and there…
            So if I join do not be too disappointed if I only make a rare appearance now and again.. Ive got all on at the moment keeping up with my regular followers and Im over 500 emails behind LOL…
            Ok Im Teleporting over.. Watch out for an incoming with a Drum..

            • Lafemmeroar says:

              Join, I’ll put up your link and take it from there. :)

  14. aFrankAngle says:

    Well now … an interesting read for my first time here … cheers to you! … and thanks for stopping by my little corner of the world.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Thanks Frank! Please feel free to browse my other posts … much more interesting and definitely NOT “vapid.” :)

      • aFrankAngle says:

        Thanks … hope to return … just in a hurry today.

        • Lafemmeroar says:

          No worries … come back anytime :)

          • aFrankAngle says:

            The benefits of blogging.

  15. I despise it when people use the English language improperly. That person clearly did not know what Vapid meant, had they known they certainly would not have used it in reference to you! That is the last word in the dictionary I would have used in reference to you were I attempting to insult you, though I would never do so.

    That person is an insignificant, insipid and clearly vainglorious azzhat.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Yeah Valentine! “It’s” a dead, petrified slug on concrete! :) You make me laugh! :)

  16. ok, i’m a bit shocked that someone , apparently with all the charm of a poorly made spam sandwich, should attack in you in any way at all. To call you “vapid” is just bizarre. I’m gald you didn’t name the person involved. Let them enjoy the lack of attention their weird behaviour merits. As for the photo. As charming as I would expect.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Hi Counting. Here I am feeling the Monday blahs and I read your comment … you FREAKIN’ ROCK! :) And your comment: “Let them enjoy the lack of attention their weird behaviour merits” is precisely why I didn’t name names … lol on “poorly made spam sandwich” and thank you for the compliment! :)

  17. A fine (and most entertaining!) response, my dear! Some odd birds out there in the blogosphere…cheers to your only having to cross paths with that one and no others!

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Thanks Zen … those irksome birds need to run into a glass building …. ooops did I just say that? Oh well … I only meant it “metaphorically.”

      • :)

  18. nancyelauzon says:

    Hey, now you know you’ve arrived. Only famous people get nasty comments about their blog. I should be so lucky, LOL. But seriously, people who insult other people’s blogs are STUPID. I mean, if they don’t like your blog, why are they reading it? DUH!

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      They read a post on another blog that copied my post then posted their own rebuttal … that person said that “my” post was “icky” … now I knew what that meant lolololol. It was the one about how you can tell that a man loves you. That post wasn’t icky, but my revenge posts are … wonder what that person would say about the one “How to Make a Human Burrito.” :)

  19. totsymae1011 says:

    Thanks for educating me on what vapid means. Don’t pay them any mind. Some folk are looking for an argument. Maybe ’cause they’re vapid.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Yup … nice to see you again Totsy :)

  20. Lenny P Bear says:

    Excellent rebuttal. I haven’t had Tang in years. I used to love the stuff.

    • Tony McGurk says:

      Oops I was still logged in as Lenny from when I was replying to comments on my site.

      • Lafemmeroar says:

        Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone :)

  21. Whoever made that comment probably was born without a sense of humour, some people are horribly cursed. This was refreshing, and you remind me I need to rant more often too, being passive is waaay to boring. When I hear the word ‘vapid’ Bella Swan comes to mind, not that I hate her, she’s just … well, flat. Awesome looking blog you’ve got here, I found you through Harry’s blog so I’m not surprised ;)

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      OMG, but you’re so right Bella is VAPID … I feel the exact same way you do. I don’t hate her … she’s just not that interesting. But “she did get the blood sucker” so go figure :) Oh Harry is simply WONDERFUL! :) Thank you so much for stopping by and I hope you come back for more :)

  22. Isn’t it just like an immature boy to insult the girl they really like? lol!
    I’m glad you got that rant out, It very cathartic and better than letting some jerks comments negatively affect you.
    Like I said….you’re a verbal ninja…lol! ;-)

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Oh I am a verbal ninja as a matter of fact a fellow blogger just wrote a little short story about Lafemme’s ninjastics lolol I need to publish it next week! :)

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