Private Celebration

When Medea’s husband

mysteriously” disappeared,

she cried in public,

but this is what

she did in private.

What do you have to sing about? :)

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Writer, blogger, humorist. Visit my blog to know more :)) Laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it.

39 Responses to Private Celebration

  1. ericmvogt says:

    Bad news that has me bummed. Really bumbed. The state has forbidden use of metal detectors in state buildings. This has made my job very dangerous. I gave my two week’s notice. I will have to look for something to keep me busy after the turn of the year.
    :( E

    Date: Tue, 11 Dec 2012 14:04:09 +0000 To: atobop@hotmail.com

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      What are you going to do? … perfect time to start that book! :)

    • That sucks, but it’s better to keep yourself safe. Sending you positive thoughts that something better will turn up. Sometimes things happen for a reason (I know, cliche) but you never know what’s ahead for you.

  2. nancyelauzon says:

    LOL … this is my fantasy, to be able to rid the world of stupid schlongs, especially those who’ve made my daughter miserable. Or if I can’t get rid of them, maybe zap them with a cattle prod?

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      ooooh! A cattle prod would be fun! :) Imagine listening to schlong meat “SIZZLE.” !!!!! :)

      • You’ve made my day, Lafemme. I always look forward to your posts. :)

        • Lafemmeroar says:

          Aw… thank you Inion :) You’ve made my day with your comment :) I love giving chuckles and I’m glad you got one :)

    • Or you could kill them off in another book? ;)

      I feel so blessed to have hypnotized….no I mean….Kidnapped….no really, met a good guy.

      • Lafemmeroar says:

        lol on hypnotized :) I think smitten is another word for it :) You fortunate crazy chick! :)

        • Good thing he likes crazy! LOL

  3. La La says:

    hahaha

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      That’s how I felt when I post it lol :)

  4. LOL LOL! Well, I bet she had a few friends help her hide the body. Cuz that’s what good crazy chicks do, we support each other that way.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Oh yeah Selena, She definitely had a crew for her husband was very fat … :)

  5. 10000movies says:

    Well, Medea’s myth is widely known for the relationship she had with Jason. He had promised to marry her but he betrayed her for another woman, despite all the help she provided to him when he needed it. He was a bad schlong indeed!
    In order to revenge him, she cut her two children they had to pieces and prepared a meal for him using them. Jason was shattered when he realized what she’s done. She fled to another city. Jason died at the end alone and miserable. She got married with another guy!

    If I was a CC, I would not want to relate to a character like Medea! She was really nasty and … well, I think there are better ways to solve the differences a CC has with schlongs!

    PS. You may check:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medea and
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Oh I know the Medea of Greek literature well. In fact I wrote a paper about the reasonability of her actions and received an A. Now about my post … I was actually thinking more along the lines of Tyler Perry’s Medea :)

  6. She certainly looks inspired sitting there. wonder what that music sounds like from her cellar.As for the cattle prod…… Ladies LADIES

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      lol Counting. Why we’re not ladies … we’re crazy chicks! :) Luv ya … :)

  7. Ding, dong
    the schlong is gone.
    Tiny schlong, stinking schlong.
    Ding dong the limp ol schlong is gone.

    Ding dong
    the schlong is gone.
    drippy schlong, on the pot seat schlong.
    Ding dong the jealous schlong is gone.

    Ding dong
    bring on the schlong.
    The brand new schlong,
    the firm young schlong.
    Ding dong
    bring on Liam Neeson’s schlong…

    (ok… I’ll stop now) LOL

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      lmao lmao lmao …. damn! Your song is better than mine! How dare you! :) :) :) No wonder you’re a crazy chick … :)

  8. This made me giggle at work. But everything you post makes me giggle!
    And I just happen to be in an office with some guys I would wing this about ;)

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      A little chuckle while you work can make the hours go by a millisecond faster … :)

  9. Are you Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? Congrats! Xx

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Yes I’m free, but I wouldn’t mind being “tied up” with the right guy! :)

  10. ctoby says:

    is my birthday. my age nearly equals my IQ..

    I sing because I’m bre-eeeeeathing
    I sing cause I’m schlong free
    I sing because I live alone
    And my relatives leave me be…

    muah! you crazy chix out there! : D
    ~~Carla

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Hi Carla,

      Happy belated birthday to you! And I love your crazy chick song! :) BTW have you joined the Crazy Chicks Club yet? You’d fit in WONDERFULLY! :)

      • ctoby says:

        badger carrying member! :)
        n thanks for da b-day wishes, u sweet!

  11. Tony McGurk says:

    Medea’s awefuly happy. Maybe she had a hand in his disappearance

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Probably :) She has a “schlong sickle” hidden in the attic. :)

  12. I think the “S” word is your fave!!!!

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Triple “S” … simply sweet n sexy! lmao :)

      • RIIIIIIIIIIIIght….that’s exactly what i meant

        • Lafemmeroar says:

          I’m a mind reader … I knew you didn’t mean “Schlong”!!!!!!!!!! :)

  13. Patti Kuche says:

    Perhaps Medea is enjoying the post-op freedom and liberation. He always knew, that in the depths of his heart, he had the raging pulse of a true CC!

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      And that’s why he’s gone now …. heheheheheheh lolololol :)

  14. Xehra says:

    LMAO! :D You’re the most awesome feminist in the world. :D

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      lol! I never thought of myself as a feminist, but I do believe in equal pay … just not equal rights … I don’t have the right to throw out the trash if there’s a man around! :)

  15. I know what Tyler Perry’s Madea character would have done…and that man would have been running scared. ;-)

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      lol yeah I love Medea … :)

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