Why Santa Went to Jail

Maybe I wasn’t the best aunt … ’cause I used to

sing this song to my nieces and nephews.

Click on the video and SING the post out loud

after 5 seconds (Trust me :) )

(Chorus)

What would Christmas be

without a Santa Claus

But Santa has been bad

and he gets no applause

Now this is truly sad

and kids you should be mad

’cause Christmas time is drawing near

but no Santa this year!

(Solo)

‘Cause … jingle bells Batman smells

Santa killed an elf

he never thought that he’d get caught

but Rudolph saw it alllllllll!

Rudolph finked

Santa’s in the clink

and now he gets no glory

he just spends all his time telling Christmas stories …

(Repeat Chorus until the KID looks at you with terror in her eyes ’cause you just JAILED SANTA!)

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29 Responses to Why Santa Went to Jail

  1. I love it!! Bad auntie !!! Rotflmao! And what did you tell them about the tooth fairy?

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      i told em she was a ho in pink lmao!

  2. Bad auntie!! I don’t even want to know the fate of the tooth fairy! Lol

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      She broke her tooth on some hard!! lololol

      • I once wrote rejection letters and signed them the tooth fairy and sent them to younger relatives. Crazy pre-teen era.

        • Lafemmeroar says:

          lol Selena! :) You crazy “tween” :)

          • Just a bit crazy, teen years added a bit more craziness and now as an adult, a full fledged twisted noodle crazy chick, but then you wouldn’t want me any other way, right? :)

            • Lafemmeroar says:

              I sure wouldn’t! :)

  3. renxkyoko says:

    The guitarist is amazing. I stared at his fingers.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      He is pretty good :)

  4. mm172001 says:

    Ever heard of the night Santa went Crazy by Weird Al Yankovich (last name spelling may be in correct) that’s a great one too.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      No! I need to look that up! :)

      • mm172001 says:

        Hilarious. Similar to your song just more graphic and lots of entertaining things in there like “Mrs. Claus is on the phone every night negotiating the movie rights.”

  5. Tony McGurk says:

    Yipeee!!! I hate Satan Claws

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      LOL on “Claws”

  6. Love it, made me smile … grin actually.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Good morning Valentine :)

  7. This is the best rendition of this song ever!!! Mathair and I are definitely adding this to our caroling list this year. We will be singing it around the tree with our family and watch as their eyes widen with disbelief and they stare at us like we’re crazy. Luv, luv, luv.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      OMG I can just see it now … the two of you caroling enthusiastically while the rest have that WTF look on their faces … PRECIOUS!!!!!!!! :)

  8. BTW, I totally want an Auntie like you! But, I was born with a really perverse sense of humor. From what I can see, you were as well. Great minds think alike. :)

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Oh the more perverse the better! :) From one great mind to another … :)

  9. It is apparent that you have Bart Simpson genes in you.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Carl … I think I do! :)

  10. nancyelauzon says:

    You’re probably the favorite aunt!

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Oh Nancy I AM! :) ‘CAUSE I’m a kid … just like them :)

  11. I love inappropriate Christmas carols. Got any more?

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Actually … I do, but WP might ban me if I post it! :)

  12. Lol!
    Well, judging by this post I’m a bad dad, when the kids get to the age of around 3, they’ve all been told there’s no such thing, it’s just a story…lol!
    We all still went to see The Guardians movie recently…filled with all those other stories. ;-)

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      You’re a cool DAD I’m sure! :)

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