Alcoholic Visions

December 26, 2012 25 Comments

What does alcohol make you see?

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25 Responses to Alcoholic Visions

  1. Inside the Mind of Isadora says:
    December 27, 2012 at 1:48 am

    Wish I could say alcohol makes me see things … but … it’s usually the inside of my eyelids.
    hehehehe

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  2. ctoby says:
    December 27, 2012 at 4:46 am

    Tequila once made me see things in my apartment the next morning that had no explanation at all as to how they got there, what they were used for, or what the hell had happened. Also the insides of my eyelids looked really pissed off… no more Chihuahua for moi moi!

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    • Lafemmeroar says:
      December 27, 2012 at 6:53 am

      lol Ctoby! It was a WTF did alcohol made me see last night moment! 🙂

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    • Selena Robins Musings says:
      December 28, 2012 at 1:07 pm

      I had a margerita in Mexico once that made me see Winnie the Pooh dancing naked on the wall. Wait, he’s probably naked anyway, but I don’t think what he was doing with Tigger would be considered for children. I just defiled Winnie the Pooh, I’m probably going to Hell for that one.

      I have not had Tequila since. Not that I usually have it.

      I do like a glass of wine or some Vodka on special occasions but don’t like getting hammered. I’m crazy enough without alcohol. LOL

      HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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    • Lafemmeroar says:
      December 30, 2012 at 7:09 am

      BTW I just read your Cwazy Wabbit post and tweeted it! I’m going to try that drink! 🙂

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  3. Tori Nelson says:
    December 27, 2012 at 5:14 am

    Hahaha. The glory of alcohol-induced good looks. In college I found many a boyfriend this way. Needless to say I was always pretty disappointed when the Rum wore off 🙂

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  4. My Inner Chick says:
    December 27, 2012 at 7:59 am

    Alcohol really smoothes out the rough edges, but ugly is UGLY! Xx

    happy 2013 ❤

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  5. Carl D'Agostino says:
    December 27, 2012 at 8:53 am

    Not to be a downer because I still find humor in booze stories. But for me alcohol prevented me FROM seeing how I was destroying myself and everything around me. Drank a minimum of a fifth a day (plus other products-hey this is Miami) for 35 years. Clean and sober 11 years Mar 2, 2013.

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  6. Inion N. Mathair says:
    December 27, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    Hi Lafemme: Usually it’s my daughter writing to you, she loves your blog, as do I, but she’s down in bed with a cold. I swore off alcohol, around the late nineties, when I realized it was scewing my vision concerning men. Once sober, I realized they looked much clearer to me and ran….from both! lol. I equate the intoxicating brew to: headaches, vomiting, the runs and a royal pain in the ass! Coarse, maybe I was mistaking a good buzz for the real problem that was causing all those side effects! Love the post and Inion says Hi!

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    • Lafemmeroar says:
      December 28, 2012 at 7:53 pm

      Hi to the dearest mother and daughter WP has ever seen! Yeah … clarity can rev up the need to “beat it.” 🙂 Luv you guys and I hope Inion feels better soon. Drink lots of water! 🙂

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  7. countingducks says:
    December 28, 2012 at 6:18 am

    I’ve had a few “alchohol” moments, but luckily a tactful bout or two, or is that ten, ( I can’t remember) prevents me from recalling the precise details

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  8. Valentine Logar says:
    December 28, 2012 at 4:11 pm

    Don’t let the booze go to your head, you will wake in the morning and your eyes might bleed.

    Just saying.

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  9. Michael Cargill says:
    December 29, 2012 at 4:27 am

    It’s amazing how ugly the hangover makes everything seem the next day.

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  10. Tony McGurk says:
    January 1, 2013 at 12:47 am

    Alcohol makes it easier for me to look in the mirror.

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  11. ArticlesofAbsurdity says:
    January 12, 2013 at 6:15 pm

    Depends on if I eat first or not.

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