Random Thoughts from a Crazy Chick
February 3, 2013 26 Comments
Sometimes I think that my dreams are true.
I still believe I’ll find “the one” even though I’ve been with a bunch of “no ones.”
Sometimes I eat dessert for breakfast.
If subversive thoughts were a crime, then I’d be serving a life sentence.
I want to throw garbage at reality stars walking the red carpet.
I’d rather watch food porn than “real porn.”
Love is a state of mind. I’ve been “stateless” for a very long time.
Politicians should be attached to a lie detector when they speak.
I don’t take mind altering drugs … my noodle is already warped.
Weak men have bigger vaginas that women.
I feel like a middle-aged adolescent.
I think a time warp is when the world is moving too fast and I’m on slooow mow.
I’d rather have an orgasmic thought than a climax with a jerk.
When things go wrong it’s not me, it’s the malfunction of the universe.
I’m not where I’m supposed to be, but I’m where I want to be.
Weird is my normal.
I feel the solace of solitude in a room full of people.
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