Random Thoughts from a Crazy Chick
February 3, 2013 26 Comments
I trust the logic of my irrationality.
Sometimes I think that my dreams are true.
I still believe I’ll find “the one” even though I’ve been with a bunch of “no ones.”
Sometimes I eat dessert for breakfast.
If subversive thoughts were a crime, then I’d be serving a life sentence.
I want to throw garbage at reality stars walking the red carpet.
I’d rather watch food porn than “real porn.”
Love is a state of mind. I’ve been “stateless” for a very long time.
Politicians should be attached to a lie detector when they speak.
I don’t take mind altering drugs … my noodle is already warped.
Weak men have bigger vaginas that women.
I feel like a middle-aged adolescent.
I think a time warp is when the world is moving too fast and I’m on slooow mow.
I’d rather have an orgasmic thought than a climax with a jerk.
When things go wrong it’s not me, it’s the malfunction of the universe.
I’m not where I’m supposed to be, but I’m where I want to be.
Weird is my normal.
I feel the solace of solitude in a room full of people.
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© 2013 Lafemmeroar
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“If subversive thoughts were a crime, then I’d be serving a life sentence.”
That makes two of us!
“I want to throw garbage at reality stars walking the red carpet.”
Well, reality shows is legitimized porn. Extreme view? May be.
“Politicians should be attached to a lie detector when they speak.”
Naaahh! It will always beep. You will be bored of hearing the same sound over and over again.
“I don’t take mind altering drugs … my noodle is already warped.”
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“I feel like a middle-aged adolescent.”
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“I feel the solace of solitude in a room full of people.”
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“Love is a state of mind. I’ve been “stateless” for a very long time.”
Hope you will find what you are looking for CC. Honestly.
Your responses are funny … and I do hope to find the one before I qualify for “Depends”
“Sometimes I eat dessert for breakfast.”
Ah, fellow health nut I see! Got to stay in shape somehow: http://www.haaretz.com/news/national/a-sweet-dessert-for-breakfast-may-facilitate-weight-loss-israeli-researchers-find-1.413545
Aaaaand….. “I’d rather watch food porn than “real porn””
YEAH. But then again, I’d also rather have a real cheeseburger than real sex any day. Does that make me crazy?
Well … at least a cheeseburger can never disappoint you!
Luv ya lots 
I’d rather watch food porn… That’s totally me too, doll. Mathair says I’m addicted to the food network and now I’ve become obsessed with finding food pictures for my desktop. One of your best posts so far. Absolutely, adored this. This is why crazy chicks should stick together.
I love watching food getting eaten, getting cooked and everything else gastronomic! Oh we are kindred spirits
Yes, crazy chicks should and always will stick together 
” I trust the logic of my irrationality.” Good, good.
I think so too sweet girl
You and I are soul mates. If I were a man I would court you till you said yes!
Valentine … your words make me think that if you were a man … you’d be exactly my type!!!!!
I’m pretty sure the world would be a better place if we all took mind altering drugs, I often eat dessert for breakfast, and I just don’t get reality TV. I actually don’t get most TV.
And I hope you find love before long, too. Relationships can be tough, but if you’re with the right person it’s worth the effort.
I want love too … where is “it” already??????????????? Thank you for wishing love one me … here’s hoping that your thoughts will spark my fate of true love … someday
I love it, I think you should continue it and create a Crazy Chick Manifesto. We need that printed on shirts, bumper stickers, souls, and on the schlongs of millions.
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I’ve been thinking of a Manifesto, but I’ll need the help of other crazy chicks. I think it needs to be a collective effort
I’m a crazy chick because I lay it all out out there so that others can learn and laugh from my mistakes!
And you’re one of my favs Lorna!!!!!!! Talented, funny, smart … what else is there?
Do you remember where you were supposed to be? I remember vague thoughts of where I wanted to but I don’t know where I would be without the solace of solitude. So many great points, ie all of them!
Thanks Sandy … I’m always glad to know that there are other kindred spirits out there
This is just great! You have a wonderful way of being. I loved 10000movies’ responses too – almost as entertaining
You really sound like a woman who knows who she IS.
The good thing with age is in solidifying one’s “sense” of self. That’s why I’m a self-admitted crazy chick!
I agree that with age, Lafemmeroar.
I can feel strongly the vibes of your very comfortable sense of self, & it’s empowerment beautiful.
A resplendent crazy chick, I see
Thank you! And my new fav word … “resplendent”
I didn’t realise we had already met, but much of the way you describe yourself describes me. I am a middle-aged adolescent and weird is my normal. That is why Blogging matters to me. Although we are thousands of miles apart I can find people like you , who, if we were sitting in the same café, would smile at the same things and agree on what we would both like to be considered as normal. However odd you consider your noodle to be, it’s existence brings comfort to this odd soul living in another land
Great minds think alike
Lol! Love it Lafem,
I’m not where I want to be, I’m where I have to be.
I like to have my cake and eat it too, so I would rather have an orgasmic thought and climax with my special one.
Totally agree with the reality tv people comment, why are they invited to do a red carpet?
Don’t think a lie detector would help certain politicians, they would trick it as some of them believe their lies are actual truths.
Keep on believing about “the one” if you don’t believe it, you can’t achieve it.
Yup I’m stubborn and I will always believe it until I achieve it, then I will live it!!!!!!!!!!