laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it
December 16, 2011 3 Comments
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November 13, 2011 28 Comments
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November 1, 2011 23 Comments
Sexual Manifesto of a Single Woman. An old post that new readers might enjoy
I refuse to pay for sex, but I’ve paid in non-monetary ways through aggravation, misery, heartache and time.
I believe in ladies first. Selfish men are made for
real dolls not real women.
I don’t mind bondage so long as I’m the one with the free hands and feet. Read more of this post
October 28, 2011 57 Comments
met a man you didn’t like only to date him and realize that you truly didn’t like him?
hid from someone you haven’t seen in years because you looked like crap that day?
looked in the mirror and said who is that?
ordered 3 super-sized fries at a McDonalds and asked for separate bags so the cashier wouldn’t think it was for you?
kicked a man on the Read more of this post
October 12, 2011 10 Comments
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i think she is saying “I just pulled the leaf off that guy’s cock!!!! yipppeeeeeeee. his dick is so tiny!!!!!!”
She’s saying, “It’s true! It’s true!”
I think shes saying, ” i forgot to shave my armpits “
She’s saying:
“That was so pathetic, I couldn’t even stop to give the blankets back… phew… lucky escape!”
“Patty Piper picked a peck of pickled penises
A peck of pickled penises Patty Piper picked”
“Emily wasn’t keen on entering the water using the boys’ favorite “cannonball” technique, so she devised her own “Goddess Torpedo.” The boys were awestruck. so was the duck.”
I think she is saying “And not a single fuck was given that day”.
Only one simple thing: “Wheeeeee!”
“Damn! I wish the cook would have someone else go diving for the lotus blossoms that she likes to cook with–I was lucky enough to find a few on the bank!”
She is saying:
ж, јас сум толку возбуден! Конечно, го најдов златна гранка и сега може да си дозволи ми глупак работа!
…because she doesn’t speak English, I think she’s Macedonian! 
She is saying ” i’m running and jumping without a bra “
I think she is saying “catch me if you can, Adam”
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October 3, 2011 36 Comments
Jerkteria: A micro-organism extremely attracted to cells with low-self esteem.
Venereal Idiocy: A lapse in judgement usually due to extreme horniness.
Superficialism: The addiction to surgical procedures that reverse the sign of aging on the outside without reversing the rot on the inside.
Couchanism: One who is addicted to therapy even though they are beyond treatment.
Bedbugging: The constant poking of the person sleeping next to you to see if they’re awake.
SARS (Singles Addicted to Romantic Silliness): Single chicks who are unable to comprehend that in reality knights in shinning armor are full of rust.
ABC (Alternative Birth Control): The act of simultaneous masturbation Read more of this post
September 29, 2011 42 Comments
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There are various ways to sustain a brain damage. Hitting the skull on a hard surface is how most people do it. Some just drink and drug it up to oblivion causing their noodle to go stir crazy while others simply go bonkers for no reason at all. This last example is the most life threatening because there is nothing more dangerous than having a damaged brain and still think you’re working with a full deck. If things seem a bit askew to you lately, then you might be one of those unfortunates. So as part of my good deed for the week I would like to list the various symptoms one can experience when their noodle turns into scrambled eggs.
You’ve got a warped noodle when you start showing the following symptoms:
Ego issues: Your alter ego becomes a primary maniac.
Forgetfulness: You start forgetting things you don’t want to remember such as Valentine’s Day, your marital status, your exes birthday and your dental appointment.
You have difficulty processing information: You have a hard time comprehending what the heck that used condom was doing in your boyfriend’s bathroom when you hadn’t had sex in a month. Read more of this post
September 24, 2011 50 Comments
Wikimedia Commons--Cream Drop
September 14, 2011 56 Comments
Self-expression is the choice between satisfying the stirrings of my emotional conscience and burning bridges. Good behavior makes me feel like a soloist of a symphony with an indifferent, but hostile audience. Play flawlessly and the audience is silent, but hit a wrong note and receive hisses and jeers.
I don’t want to be difficult, disagreeable or MEAN, but I can be. I don’t want to be different for the sake of being unique, such contrivances are pedestrian antics of a lost soul. I’m no longer lost, but I haven’t reached my destination either. But I am/can be different because we cannot ALL BE THE SAME. In my circle of reality, I am the lone femme–single, never married and childless.
I am an oxymoron moving within the flow of life. I go unnoticed and then a malfunction Read more of this post
Lafemmeroarism #11–Worth Knowing
October 26, 2011 35 Comments
When you don’t know your worth
Remember you are PRICELESS.
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