When You Need to Dump the Scum

Does he/she take you for granted?

Has he/she ever cheated on you?

Are you always apologizing even when it’s not your fault?

Do you suffer from anxiety attacks at the mention of his/her name?

Does he/she make you feel like crap?

Does he/she always stand you up?

Are you home every Saturday night while your partner gets their merry on with who knows what on your dough?

Are you tired of unreturned phone calls and texts?

Have you just caught an STD?

Are you broke because you’re always paying for everything?

Do you have more wrinkles and grays today than you did before you met him/her?

Are you happier alone than when you’re with him/her?

If you answered YES to even one of these questions, then you need to DUMP THE SCUM!

41 Responses to When You Need to Dump the Scum

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  2. hollyjb says:

    I will keep this in mind…

  3. Aurora says:

    Do past lives count here? LOL Good questionnaire!

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      oh sure why not you crazy chick!

  4. this is great, very motivating!!

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Glad to hear it :)

  5. Marouane Boutaib says:

    I put this sheet next to my past relationship. I can actually put a YES on everything except on the part of an STD.

    Pretty sad, now that I think of it. Glad, it’s over.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Well at least you’re disease free. Glad it’s over. You’ll find your way to love. :)

      • Marouane Boutaib says:

        Or perhaps it’ll find it’s way towards me. All depends on which perspective you wish to view it.

        Live your life to the fullest, and accept anything -the bad and the good, as they are.

        • Lafemmeroar says:

          Live your life to the fullest, and accept anything -the bad and the good, as they are.

          That’s the goal. I struggle to live up to this everyday. But I try …

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  7. Sharvil says:

    Yes I need to be dumped :P

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      lol!

  8. Great checklist: now I just need to dial my twenties and inform them :-)

    http://www.cakesandshakes.wordpress.com

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      It’s been so long since my twenties that I’ve forgotten the number …

  9. kelsgonebush says:

    I agree with Cakes and Shakes … Im now 29 and have an awesome partner ( well most of the time he is male after all lol ) but geez I coulda used this list a few years back … xox

  10. ericmvogt says:

    7 out of 12 apply to her, but she was the one who broke up with me… go figure, fettucini! Got me noodle caught in a door with that one. To quote your last post: boohooboohooboohoo! ;)

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      You are SUCH A CHARACTER … I luv it!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. ctoby says:

    and I would add, no matter whose bux are used to fund Saturday night outings WITHOUT YOU when you’re allegedly in a “relationship” it’s definitely time to dump the scum. then scrub out the sink.
    amen sistah.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      lol lmao lololol on scrubbing the sink … I won’t need to ask you where you dumped the scum … was a grinder involved? :)

  12. Adam S says:

    Scum bags!

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      :) thanks for the follow :)

      • Adam S says:

        \MM/

  13. Scoop Jackson..."News 60" says:

    This is great stuff! Good questioning technique too. Are you a cop, or maybe a reporter? You god the moxy to do either job! Good job.

    Scoop

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      I’m just inquisitive :)

      • Scoop Jackson..."News 60" says:

        Yeah, and you probably ask a bunch of questions too!
        ;)
        Scoop

        • Lafemmeroar says:

          Of course … you know me so well! :)

          • Scoop Jackson..."News 60" says:

            Nothing escapes the “Scoop meister!” Hey, is your name “La-femme-roar?” Like “femme” means feminine? It’s kinda cute…

            Scoop

            • Lafemmeroar says:

              Yes that’s right I’m an uber femme …. FATALE!!!! bwahahahahah bwahahahaha

              • Scoop Jackson..."News 60" says:

                What are you…all of about 5’3″ tall? About 97 lbs? I’m about 6’5″ and 267! Can you imagine the two of us standing side-by-side!

                But I also believe you can “roar” when you have to, yet be every bit the lady when you want to…
                ;)
                Scoop

                • Lafemmeroar says:

                  Oh I’m taller than that :)

          • Scoop Jackson..."News 60" says:

            Hey there, “Lafe…” haven’t heard from you today! Just thought I’d check in on you and make sure you’re okay…

            Hope you are having an exquisite day!
            Scoop

            • Lafemmeroar says:

              Oh I’ve had a loooooong day Scoop! Thank you so much for asking about me … sometimes I fear that no one caressssss :( then I remember that I still have my readers :)

              • Scoop Jackson..."News 60" says:

                Ah…sorry to hear about your day! A bright, young, energetic “dame” like you should be able to bounce back even higher and better than before.

                My favorite quote is “if you fall down7times, get up 8!”

                Better day tomorrow…
                Scoop

                • Lafemmeroar says:

                  Friday’s are always good :)

                  • Scoop Jackson..."News 60" says:

                    A lot of people would agree with that! So you work a M-F job? What do you like to do on weekends? See…I ask a lot of questions too!

                    Scoop

                    • Lafemmeroar says:

                      I love to eat, sleep, read and sometimes socialize :)

                    • Scoop Jackson..."News 60" says:

                      My four favorite “food groups” too! What do you like to do when socializing? Movies, eating out, seeing friends and family, BBQ’s, watching sports, are a few of my favorites.

                      Scoop

                    • Lafemmeroar says:

                      I like em all except for gooey BBQ sauce … I prefer a “dry rub” :)

                    • Scoop Jackson..."News 60" says:

                      Yeah, don’t like those messy ribs either! Never enough napkins…

                      Depends on what kind of “dry rub” method one uses. In some cases, it’s great. In other things, not so much. Sometimes the messy brings out all the flavor.

                      Scoop :)

  14. Scoop Jackson..."News 60" says:

    Ah…that’s “got the moxy”…sorry
    :/
    Scoop

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