Holiday Colonic

Ever had a conversation and the chat just digressed to sex? Well … I was talking to a friend about getting hydrotherapy after the holidays. Here’s how it went:

Me: I think I’m going to do hydrotherapy after the holidays.

Him: What’s that?

Me: When you get water shot up your bum!

Him: Bleech!

Me: You have lots of toxic stuff in your gut!

Him: Well I’m not getting anything going up my butt!

Me: You should … you’re probably full of shit as we speak.

Childhood Aspirations of a Crazy Chick

When Lafemme was a teeny-weeny kid

she often thought about what

she would be good at when she grew up.

This is what she came up with.

What did you want to be?

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Picturology–Crazy Captioning

Do you think your husband knows about us?

Wikimedia Commons--PD-US

 

String a Schlong

Wikimedia Commons--H.C. Miner Litho. Co.--

The Sweetness of a Good Whipping–Lafemmeroarism #9

A bad man is like cream

Wikimedia Commons–Cream Drop

 

Whipping him

Tit for Tat in the Bedroom–Lafemmeroarism #4

We are all created equal.

So when he wants to get kinky: