December 8, 2012 60 Comments
November 9, 2011 60 Comments
Writing is like a sadomasochistic relationship with myself. It is excruciating and orgasmic. I write because I never thought I could do it and I’m trying to attain my potential through words and ideas that I hope will bring joy to someone who stumbles upon my nook in this digital world. Read more of this post
November 1, 2011 69 Comments
Setting: Her apartment.
Time: The first date.
Him: Wow. You look great.
Her: Thanks. Give me a sec. I just need to throw out the trash then we can go.
Him: I’ll do that.
Her: Really? Are you sure?
Him: I don’t mind.
Her: How sweet.
The Relationship Phase: Read more of this post
September 29, 2011 42 Comments
There are various ways to sustain a brain damage. Hitting the skull on a hard surface is how most people do it. Some just drink and drug it up to oblivion causing their noodle to go stir crazy while others simply go bonkers for no reason at all. This last example is the most life threatening because there is nothing more dangerous than having a damaged brain and still think you’re working with a full deck. If things seem a bit askew to you lately, then you might be one of those unfortunates. So as part of my good deed for the week I would like to list the various symptoms one can experience when their noodle turns into scrambled eggs.
You’ve got a warped noodle when you start showing the following symptoms:
Ego issues: Your alter ego becomes a primary maniac.
Forgetfulness: You start forgetting things you don’t want to remember such as Valentine’s Day, your marital status, your exes birthday and your dental appointment.
You have difficulty processing information: You have a hard time comprehending what the heck that used condom was doing in your boyfriend’s bathroom when you hadn’t had sex in a month. Read more of this post
September 28, 2011 32 Comments
Four Versatile Blogger Award nominations.
Thank you Aurora Morealist, Off The Mainstream, High on Coffee and SlavesInc Blog for nominating me for the Versatile Blogger Award. The blogosphere is a big world and I never thought that I’d find my place in it but I have found a small piece of blogging goodness in connecting with other bloggers. In the past six months reading your blogs have made me laugh, cry and sometimes I’ve even gone huh? at reading posts. Blogging is such a wonderful platform for self expression … especially when good ‘n crazy people are Read more of this post
June 30, 2011 20 Comments
When I created the Crazy Chicks Club on June 4, 2011 as a community page on this blog, I had no idea of the fun and buzz it would create. So far, we have 27 awesome, crazy members. The wonderful CCs have connected and we have created a nurturing online community of empowered and diverse individuals. We’re having a blast sharing, visiting each other’s blogs, and developing friendships and followers.
We have an official song and now it’s time for an official mascot. Read more of this post
June 27, 2011 6 Comments
To all you Crazy Chicks out there here’s the latest:
We have 21 crazy members so far.
Our CCC song is “King of Anything” by Sara Bareilles. Thanks Nina for making the suggestion.
If you have something to promote and would like the other CCs to know about it, you can post it on the comment section or let me know and I’ll share your link on my next update.
Until then remember that laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it. Come and visit the other Crazy Chick’s blogs by clicking their name on the CCC page.
Visit my page on Facebook.
© 2011 Lafemmeroar
June 21, 2011 23 Comments
Thank you Just Rambling for the award. If you’ve never visited Just Rambling’s site, then please do so as you’ll enjoy reading about her life and thoughts.
As a blogger my goal is to give my readers a chuckle a day. After all, laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it. Here are seven quirky facts about me:
- I’m ambidextrous– I can write my name backwards with my left hand among other things
- I can move my ears. Creepy–you’d have to see it to believe it.
- I can recite the alphabet backwards in 10 seconds: Useless skill. Read more of this post
June 3, 2011 27 Comments
My friend called me the other day and asked if I wanted to have dinner with him. He sounded stressed and when I asked him about it he said that his laptop was O.O.O. (out-of-order). What’s wrong with it I asked. Caught a virus and other issues; it’s time for a new one he said. I asked him how long he’d had his laptop and he said two years. I’ve had my Mac for six years I said. You still working with that thirteen incher he asked. Yeah I said. Macs suck he said. Why I asked. So he gave a slew of Read more of this post