There are various ways to sustain a brain damage. Hitting the skull on a hard surface is how most people do it. Some just drink and drug it up to oblivion causing their noodle to go stir crazy while others simply go bonkers for no reason at all. This last example is the most life threatening because there is nothing more dangerous than having a damaged brain and still think you’re working with a full deck. If things seem a bit askew to you lately, then you might be one of those unfortunates. So as part of my good deed for the week I would like to list the various symptoms one can experience when their noodle turns into scrambled eggs.
You’ve got a warped noodle when you start showing the following symptoms:
Ego issues: Your alter ego becomes a primary maniac.
Forgetfulness: You start forgetting things you don’t want to remember such as Valentine’s Day, your marital status, your exes birthday and your dental appointment.
You have difficulty processing information: You have a hard time comprehending what the heck that used condom was doing in your boyfriend’s bathroom when you hadn’t had sex in a month. Read more of this post