Insulting Blog Comments Make Me Wanna Rant

The other day, a commentator from another blog called me “immature” and “vapid.” This was because “said” blog  posted a “rebuttal” about one of my posts.

If you’re thinking why is Lafemme being so cryptic?

We want to know what post she’s talking about!

Well … let me just say that the post in reference had nothing to do with “schlong whackings” in fact it was a rather sweet post about a man’s love … investigative noodles will figure this out. Anyway, I was okay with the “immature” comment since I’ve always believed that I’m a “mental” 12 year old … my noodle just refuses to EVOLVE.

I’ve been 12 for decades!

BUT VAPID? First I didn’t know what the hell that word meant, but all I know is that I felt soooooo

The Writing Life

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Writing is like a sadomasochistic relationship with myself. It is excruciating and orgasmic. I write because I never thought I could do it and I’m trying to attain my potential through words and ideas that I hope will bring joy to someone who stumbles upon my nook in this digital world.

Trash Talk in Relationships

The Courting Phase:

Setting: Her apartment.

Time: The first date.

Him: Wow. You look great.

Her: Thanks. Give me a sec. I just need to throw out the trash then we can go.

Him: I’ll do that.

Her: Really? Are you sure?

Him: I don’t mind.

Her: How sweet.

Him: Anytime.

The Relationship Phase:

Symptoms of Brain Damage

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There are various ways to sustain a brain damage. Hitting the skull on a hard surface is how most people do it. Some just drink and drug it up to oblivion causing their noodle to go stir crazy while others simply go bonkers for no reason at all. This last example is the most life threatening because there is nothing more dangerous than having a damaged brain and still think you’re working with a full deck.  If things seem a bit askew to you lately, then you might be one of those unfortunates.  So as part of my good deed for the week I would like to list the various symptoms one can experience when their noodle turns into scrambled eggs.

You’ve got a warped noodle when you start showing the following symptoms: 

Ego issues: Your alter ego becomes a primary maniac.

Forgetfulness: You start forgetting things you don’t want to remember such as Valentine’s Day, your marital status, your exes birthday and your dental appointment.

You have difficulty processing information: You have a hard time comprehending what the heck that used condom was doing in your boyfriend’s bathroom when you hadn’t had sex in a month.  

Breaking the Rules of My Versatile Blogger Award

 Four Versatile Blogger Award nominations. 

Nominated by Aurora Morealist, Off the Mainstream, High on Coffee and SlavesInc Blog

Thank you Aurora Morealist, Off The Mainstream, High on Coffee and SlavesInc Blog for nominating me for the Versatile Blogger Award. The blogosphere is a big world and I never thought that I’d find my place in it but I have found a small piece of blogging goodness in connecting with other bloggers. In the past six months reading your blogs have made me laugh, cry and sometimes I’ve even gone huh? at reading posts. Blogging is such a wonderful platform for self expression … especially when good ‘n crazy people are

Crazy Chicks Club Needs Your Help

Help choose our official Crazy Chicks Club Mascot.

Vote for your favorite pet pic today and help us decide which crazy, cute and cuddly pet will get its mug shot on the CCC page.

Five awesome bloggers

Attention Bloggers and Pet Lovers the Crazy Chicks Club Needs a Mascot …

When I created the Crazy Chicks Club on June 4, 2011 as a community page on this blog, I had no idea of the fun and buzz it would create. So far, we have 27 awesome, crazy members. The wonderful CCs have connected and we have created a nurturing online community of empowered and diverse individuals. We’re having a blast sharing, visiting each other’s blogs, and developing friendships and followers.

We have an official song and now it’s time for an official mascot.

Crazy Chicks Club–Update

To all you  Crazy Chicks out there here’s the latest:

We have 21 crazy members so far.

Our CCC  song is “King of Anything” by Sara Bareilles. Thanks Nina for making the suggestion.

If you have something to promote and would like the other CCs to know about it, you can  post it on the comment section or let me know and I’ll share your link on my next update.

Until then remember that laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it. Come and visit the other Crazy Chick’s blogs by clicking their name on the CCC page.

Crazily yours,

Lafemmeroar

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© 2011 Lafemmeroar

My First Blog Award and I Now Pass this Honor to …

Thank you Just Rambling for the award. If you’ve never visited Just Rambling’s site, then please do so as you’ll enjoy reading about her life and thoughts.

As a blogger my goal is to give my readers a chuckle a day. After all, laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it. Here are seven quirky facts about me: 

1. I’m ambidextrous– I can write my name backwards with my left hand among other things
2. I can move my ears. Creepy–you’d have to see it to believe it.
3. I can recite the alphabet backwards in 10 seconds: Useless skill.

Don’t Talk Smack About My Mac

My friend called me the other day and asked if I wanted to have dinner with him. He sounded stressed and when I asked him about it he said that his laptop was O.O.O. (out-of-order). What’s wrong with it I asked. Caught a virus and other issues; it’s time for a new one he said. I asked him how long he’d had his laptop and he said two years. I’ve had my Mac for six years I said. You still working with that thirteen incher he asked. Yeah I said. Macs suck he said. Why I asked. So he gave a slew of