Random Thoughts from a Crazy Chick

I trust the logic of my irrationality.

Sometimes I think that my dreams are true.

I still believe I’ll find “the one” even though I’ve been with a bunch of “no ones.”

Sometimes I eat dessert for breakfast.

If subversive thoughts were a crime, then I’d be serving a life sentence.

I want to throw garbage at reality stars walking the red carpet.

Crazy Chick Q & A #30

This week, meet Carrie — Lady with a Truck! 

Why am I a crazy chick?
I don’t know I can’t so I do things without thinking them through a lot of the time. Like I got a job once because the woman couldn’t believe I had the audacity to apply for a job I had no qualifications for. When I was about 12 I wanted to learn how to swim so I joined the swim team. I didn’t even know how to dog paddle and was in competitions; that didn’t work out so well. Besides the initials fit. When I had my place at Cultus Lake my dad had a wood sign carved Carrie’s Cultus Cabin, and then I opened a daycare in town on Carleton St. and it was Carrie’s Carleton Corner Daycare, its only fitting I should be a CCC. 

Crazy Chick Q & A #29

Hey Crazy Chicks … it’s been a while since we did one of these. I’m very happy to introduce you to Selena Robins Musing!  

Why are you a Crazy Chick?

Because sanity is boring, overrated, non-eclectic and it’s cool to wear my pink Crazy Chick badge on my blog.

Describe your blog in three words.

Disney for Adults.

What is the title of your favorite post? Why?

My first blog post titled: Newbie Blogger – “Please be gentle. The Blogging Goddess isn’t finished with me yet.”

Dating Tips for Men

A repost for my new readers and subscribers. Thank you all and I hope you keep coming back for more

In the past I’ve given many chicks tips on how to laugh at the chaos, but now is the time to write a post dedicated to all the men out there.

Here are some tips on how to get out of sticky situations when it comes to the opposite sex. 

Next time a chick you’ve had sex with comes up to you and you just can’t remember her name tell her that you suffer from “Namenesia” the inability to remember names. Tell them that constant physical intimacy is part of the cure and you’re looking for a volunteer.

When you’re out on a date and want to weasel out of the check, just tell your date that you have “Nomullah” disease, which is the condition of never having any money. A chick with a heart of gold would be more than happy to throw down some dough for your steak dinner.

If your girlfriend gives you an ultimatum about commitment, tell her that you have “RPS” (Relationship Palpitation Syndrome), a condition that gives you heart pains when you hear the words: commitment, relationship, monogamy, marriage, exclusivity and etc. The only cure for this ailment is patience and understanding on her part and lots of sex with other women and

How Men Can Escape the Relationship Trap

I’ve given many Crazy Chicks tips on how to laugh at the chaos, but now is the time to write a post dedicated to all the men out there.

Here are some tips on how to get out of sticky situations when it comes to the opposite sex. 

Next time a chick you’ve had sex with approaches you and you just can’t remember her name tell her that you suffer from “Name-nesia“ the inability to remember names. Tell her that constant physical intimacy is part of the cure and you’re looking for a volunteer.

When you’re out on a date and want to weasel out of the check, just tell your date that you have “Nomullah“ disease, which is the condition of never having any money. A chick with a heart of gold would be more than happy to throw down some dough for that steak dinner that helped cure your “Hungertitis.”

If your girlfriend gives you an ultimatum about commitment, tell her that you have “RPS” (Relationship Palpitation Syndrome), a condition that gives you heart pains when you hear the words: commitment, relationship, monogamy, marriage, exclusivity and etc. The only cure for this ailment is patience and understanding on her part, lots of sex with other women and

THE CRAZY CHICK OF THE WEEK #2

I’m a bit behind on the Crazy Chick of the Week so I’m posting this, and the Crazy Chick Q and A will resume next week. This week’s Crazy Chick of the Week is Rose Ribbon Blog.

Her post titled

Crazy Chick Q & A #28

This week, meet Akinyi Viv:

Why are you a Crazy Chick?

There are two sides of me…the outgoing, wild and gangsta vs the shy and reserved
(I use both sides in a not-so equal measure to get what I want). I believe I’m a naturally shy person but when I open my mouth guys either rumble in laughter or nurse their egos. I’m a crazy chic because I do things in accordance to what the voices in my head are telling me. I go for what I want even when it seems delirious. However, I tend to be rebellious at times…If I really dont want to do something, nothing can be said or done to change my mind. I’ve been called stubborn on numerous occasions but I believe I’m just strong-willed.

Describe your blog in three words.

…it’s all about me. My life, my ups and downs, my heart breaks, my achievements, my disappointments and all the drama revolving around me. I named the blog after my real name; Akinyi (my traditionally given name from my tribe) + Viv(my first name, Vivian). Honestly, I just dint know what to name my blog. I started blogging around the time I was graduating campus coz I was bored, jobless and single :p

What is the title of your favorite post? Why?

Crazy Chick Q & A #27

This week, meet Kels Gone Bush:

Why are you a Crazy Chick?Like most of you other crazy chicky babes , I am an outrageous extremist ;D

Describe your blog in three words. Northern Territory Madness

What is the title of your favorite post? Why?I have 2

Crazy Chick Q & A #26

This week, meet La La of Tales of a Charm City Chick blog:

Why are you a Crazy Chick?

Hmm…there are lots of reasons. I guess two are that I like getting wicked drunk on Wednesdays and I would show my boobs for a free ice cream cone.

Describe your blog in three words.

Silly. Witty. Insightful.

What is the title of your favorite post? Why? “

Game of Bones and Moans” because it’s a play on “Game of Thrones.” I’d make the porno version if I was rich and bored.

If you could eat one food item for the rest of your life what would it be and why? 

ANNOUNCING THE CRAZY CHICK OF THE WEEK

We have the Crazy Chick Q & A every Thursday.

Today, I introduce to you something new at the CCC–The Crazy Chick of the Week.

I will browse through posts from various members of the Crazy Chicks Club and choose a CC who has posted an inspiring or entertaining article.

This week’s Crazy Chick of the Week is Aurora Morealist. I absolutely loved her post titled ”