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March 18, 2014 30 Comments
Hello Dear Readers,
We’re all a little crazy because many of us grew up in less than stellar homes. So, I thought I’d make this list for you. If you answer yes to at least five things on this list, then you belong to that oh so special group of people who survived the hell that was their childhood.
When you asked for permission, your father said “go ask your mother” and when you did she said “go ask your father.” And when you asked them together, they whacked you on the head for bothering them.
Alcohol was a staple item at mealtimes like dinner rolls.
Your parents spiked their coffee.
Your parents spiked your milk bottle.
You learned how to lie at a very young age–beats a beating!
When other kids drew sunshine and flowers next to their parents, you drew skull and bones.
You call your boyfriend “Big Daddy.”
Your parents told you the world is shit and you took it literally until you realized it was a metaphor.
You thought “boundaries” meant locking yourself in a room to fantasize about an “alternate reality.”
You thought all mothers ran around the house screaming what her life would have been like if she never met your father.
You thought “Bitch” meant “Mom.”
And “Motherf&#*%#” meant “Dad.”
November 24, 2013 5 Comments
I know … it’s a little early to think about
Christmas Consumerism, but what the hell!
This is one gift Santa won’t be giving out this holiday season.
What do you want for Christmas?
Get the CCC Badge
Join the Crazy Chicks Club
Join the Crazy Freaks Club
Join the B.A.D Club
© 2011 Lafemmeroar
October 19, 2013 28 Comments
Are you going to a Halloween costume party?
If you’re low on cash, but you still want to WOW your friends with an awesome costume, then take inspiration from these atrocious high-fashion ensembles.
If you’ve got a pair of black tights and a couple rolls of butcher paper, then you can go as a origami girl.
September 2, 2013 25 Comments