February 19, 2013 22 Comments
December 8, 2012 60 Comments
The other day, a commentator from another blog called me “immature” and “vapid.” This was because “said” blog posted a “rebuttal” about one of my posts.
If you’re thinking why is Lafemme being so cryptic?
Well … let me just say that the post in reference had nothing to do with “schlong whackings” in fact it was a rather sweet post about a man’s love … investigative noodles will figure this out. Anyway, I was okay with the “immature” comment since I’ve always believed that I’m a “mental” 12 year old … my noodle just refuses to EVOLVE.
BUT VAPID? First I didn’t know what the hell that word meant, but all I know is that I felt soooooo Read more of this post
September 21, 2011 22 Comments
Here are the latest words added to the English Dictionary:
Cougarland: A place for cougars, usually a frat party or sports bar, to find no strings sex with a younger guy. “Ladies pack lots of condoms, we’re going to Cougarland … yay … yay … yay!”
Yeah Right: A pseudo documentary where producers put wackos in contrived life situations that will bring the diarrhea out of their personalities. “The stench of television is due to the extreme popularity of Yeah Rights.”
TUT (TotallyUn-Talented): A term used to describe television personalities devoid of artistic or intellectual value. “I put my brain in a jar when I watch TUTs on the “A-List New York.” or “The Kardashians received the TUT statue for outstanding stupidity at the First Annual Yeah Rights Awards.”
False Hope: Products that claim to transform a schlong the size of a crayon Read more of this post