Childhood Aspirations of a Crazy Chick
December 5, 2012 25 Comments
When Lafemme was a teeny-weeny kid
she often thought about what
she would be good at when she grew up.
This is what she came up with.
What did you want to be?
A Crazy Chick’s Version of a Perfect World
October 26, 2012 21 Comments
In my perfect world:
the more you eat the less you’ll weigh
the drive-thru lane always gets your order right
there are no cosmetic surgeons because wrinkles don’t exist
children are happy, loved, nurtured and educated
soldiers will carry tambourines and daisies instead of guns and bombs
politicians will think about the people instead of the next election
I can have an orgasm just by thinking about it and it will last for as long as I want it to …
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A Crazy Chick’s Version of a Perfect World
November 10, 2011 63 Comments
In my perfect world:
the more you eat the less you’ll weigh
the drive-thru lane always gets your order right
there are no cosmetic surgeons because wrinkles don’t exist
children are happy, loved, nurtured and educated
soldiers will carry tambourines and daisies instead of guns and bombs
politicians will think about the people instead of the next election
I can have an orgasm just by thinking about it and it will last for as long as I want it to …
Lady Gaga looks human and not like an alien Read more of this post
