October 26, 2013 12 Comments
October 19, 2013 28 Comments
Are you going to a Halloween costume party?
If you’re low on cash, but you still want to WOW your friends with an awesome costume, then take inspiration from these atrocious high-fashion ensembles.
If you’ve got a pair of black tights and a couple rolls of butcher paper, then you can go as a origami girl.
August 18, 2013 29 Comments
In a world where words such as fairness and justice are open to interpretation I understand that such ideas can have varying meanings at varying degrees.
After all I think that earning a million dollars for merely waking up in the morning is “fair“ but it’s a pipe dream unless the value of a millions dollars downgrades to zilch.
It would be justice for anyone who has done me wrong to grow a third Read more of this post
August 11, 2013 10 Comments
Great inventions from great minds:
Popsicle: In 1905 Frank Epperson left his soft drink with a stirring stick inside it out in the cold and the next day voilà the “Eppsicle” now known as a popsicle was created.
**What do you get when you leave a horny dude out in the cold all night long? A Read more of this post
July 23, 2013 28 Comments
Setting: Her apartment.
Time: The first date.
Him: Wow. You look great.
Her: Thanks. Give me a sec. I just need to throw out the trash then we can go.
Him: I’ll do that.
Her: Really? Are you sure?
Him: I don’t mind.
Her: How sweet.
The Relationship Phase: Read more of this post
July 18, 2013 17 Comments
As a single, never been married Crazy Chick I am the self-proclaimed expert on relationship exorcisms. I have performed many and I’ve helped other chicks as well :)
You need a relationship exorcism when:
♦ you’ve become a zombie because his mind has taken over your whole being
♦ he’s turned from being your friend and lover to being your tormentor
♦ he thinks you’re a punching bag
♦ your credit card is maxed out from charges he made to P.O.R.N. (P@ssy Open and Ready Now) Read more of this post
March 28, 2013 14 Comments
Another Oldie and hopefully a goodie:
Answer the following by using the first letter of your first name: Lafemmeroar
A Song Title: Lady Marmalade by Labelle (Listen while you read the post :)
A Color: Lavender
A Place: Ladidaville (A place for people who are brain-dead.)
A Store: Liver Killer Mart (a chain of liquor stores)
A Street Name: Lost in Love Blvd. (Located on the Vegas strip next to the Chapel of Drunken I Dos)
A Famous Female Celebrity: Lucy Lawless
A Famous Male Celebrity: Luke Skywalker (A-Lister from a galaxy far far away)
A Band Name: Leonard Skin Nerd … oops …Can you guess the band?
A Drink: Lavalixer (1 part Read more of this post
March 6, 2013 19 Comments
An old post … but still fresh in my heart!
I often wonder when and where I’ll fall in love gain and with whom.
In retrospect, I’ve always fallen in love with smart men who made me laugh. Oh, they made me cry as well, (I wouldn’t be human if I’ve never cried over love) and I suspect that when I find my “true love,” the gamut of emotions I experience will include a few tears, but lots of laughter and joy.
He won’t be perfect, but he’ll be wonderful in my eyes. He won’t be a rocket scientist, but he’ll understand my complexities. He won’t be rich, but he’ll be full of sweetness and light. He won’t be famous, but I’ll know Read more of this post