Orange and Purple Love
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Trash Talk in Relationships
November 1, 2011 69 Comments
The Courting Phase:
Setting: Her apartment.
Time: The first date.
Him: Wow. You look great.
Her: Thanks. Give me a sec. I just need to throw out the trash then we can go.
Him: I’ll do that.
Her: Really? Are you sure?
Him: I don’t mind.
Her: How sweet.
Him: Anytime.
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Just Humor Me …
October 30, 2011 4 Comments
Okay friends, here’s another listing of some of my favorite posts that you might have missed.
The Art of Aging Gracefully
You can’t fight gravity and nature …
You Don’t Have to be a Star to Deserve My Love
You need to click on this if for no other reason than to see the video by Marilyn McCoo and Billy Davis Jr. singing one of my favorite songs.
Disadvantage of a Hybrid Cougar
I ain’t talking about cars and animals …
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Itchy Private Parts
October 17, 2011 43 Comments
Lafemmeroar here with another bit of news from an alternate universe:
Itchy Private Parts.
Wikimedia Commons--TechCrunch50-2008
Ashton Kutcher addressed the temporary insanity that overcame his noggin during his involvement with big mouth tartlet Sara Leal. “I had an itch that needed scratching and now I’m sorry to say that the itch continues because the antibiotics aren’t working. That woman is a walking bacteria that infected my marriage. I plan to seek treatment and will be checking into the “Tail Between My Legs Center for Wayward Schlongs,” says the remorseful “Two and a Half Men” star. The alleged cause of the itch Sara Leal was unavailable for comment but sources confirm that she was seen entering a free clinic on Hollywood Blvd while avidly scratching her twatty Read more of this post
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The Sweetness of a Good Whipping–Lafemmeroarism #9
September 24, 2011 50 Comments
A bad man is like cream
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You don’t have to be a star to deserve my love
August 28, 2011 47 Comments
I often wonder when and where I’ll fall in love gain and with whom.
In retrospect, I’ve always fallen in love with smart men who made me laugh. Oh, they made me cry as well, (I wouldn’t be human if I’ve never cried over love) and I suspect that when I find my “true love,” the gamut of emotions I experience will include a few tears, but lots of laughter and joy.
He won’t be perfect, but he’ll be wonderful in my eyes. He won’t be a rocket scientist, but he’ll understand my complexities. He won’t be rich, but he’ll be full of sweetness and light. He won’t be famous, but I’ll know Read more of this post
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The Art of Aging Gracefully
August 16, 2011 54 Comments
Rotting Aging isn’t a bad thing. There are perks in getting older such as wisdom, AARP membership and young folks believing what you say because they think you’ve been there and done that. Getting older isn’t a negative thing at all. So it’s important to age with grace. Here’s how: Read more of this post
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What Does a Woman Want?
July 25, 2011 67 Comments
She wants men to stop looking at her tits and ass and look at the goodness of her soul.
She wants to be a sexual object in bed and a respected partner in life.
She wants a little help with the kids.
She wants to soak in the tub without your Read more of this post
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Life Expectancies of the Single Woman
July 22, 2011 21 Comments
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Life is a daily surprise. Just when you think you’ve got your future planned, fate throws in a monkey wrench wrecking the synchronicity of your world order. If you thought that you’d find your true love by now, but it hasn’t happened yet, don’t fret. I can’t predict your life expectancy, but I can predict what you can expect when you are single. Read more of this post
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Lafemmeroarism #11–Worth Knowing
October 26, 2011 35 Comments
When you don’t know your worth
Remember you are PRICELESS.
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