Schlong Salad
February 2, 2013 23 Comments
Conversations with a Schlong
November 10, 2012 10 Comments
Schlong: Hey Lafemme. You talk about schlongs so much I think you have penis envy.
Lafemme: Neh, you’re the one who should have penis envy.
Schlong: Why is that?
Lafemme: I heard that your schlong is the size of an engorged clitoris! Read more of this post
Protest Letter from a Blog Reader
November 11, 2011 79 Comments
I got this email from a reader and I thought I’d share it with you:
Dear Lafemmeroar,
I’ve been perusing your blog and noticed your posts about schlongs. You seem obsessed with this body part. Are you just angry at the schlong population in general or do you have penis envy? What’s all this whacking of schlongs in some of your poems? And what’s up with your recipes anyway? You’re not a cook. I haven’t seen one single recipe in your site that one can actually eat unless they’re cannibals. Imagine the consequences if the wrong person read your recipe on “How to Make a Human Burrito.” And for the record my ex-girlfriend read your Detox Recipe and now I’m homeless. In fact I had to sweet talk a chick into borrowing her laptop so I can write you this email. Despite your disclaimers “some people” actually believe what you write Read more of this post
