The MILF and the MILK

Okay, I wasn’t sure if I wanted to share this, but here goes.  Last night, prior to that dreaded elevator incident I blogged about earlier, I was having dinner with a male friend who said that he was giving up younger women and start dating older women.

Since this guy was in his early to mid-fifties I joked that he could visit the local senior center and he’d find one there. No, he said. I’m talking about the MILFs (mothers I’d like to @%#&) like the ones in the videos. But they’re younger than you are I said. But they’re MILFs he said. Okay, enough I said and asked him why the switch from the nubile twenty somethings he usually dated. And he said because they’re hot. I agree that women of a certain age are hot and can even be hotter than their younger counterparts who might become MILFs one day.

Define the MILF I said. A hot older woman who likes to have sex he said. That was me I thought. I was hot for sex only I didn’t have anyone to do it with.  Didn’t you think that older women had always been hot I said? Sure, but the ones in the videos are smokin’, were his exact words.

The conclusion: Men are influenced by porn. Everyone knew that right? But it took this conversation with a platonic male friend to cement the idea in my head.

During dessert (I ordered the cheesecake . . . bad idea) he said you know you’d be the perfect MILF if you dressed sexier, put on more make-up, and changed your hair. Then I said you’re definitely a MILK. What’s that he said.

Answer: Man I‘d Like to Kick.Screen shot 2011-07-02 at 12.54.36 AM

MILFully yours,

Lafemmeroar

© 2011 Lafemmeroar

About Lafemmeroar
Writer, blogger, humorist. Visit my blog to know more :)) Laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it.

4 Responses to The MILF and the MILK

  1. He certainly sounds like he was a man of little etiquette (MOLE). I’ve enjoyed reading your blog and I’m sure you are perfect just as you are. Incidentally, regarding your most recent post: He’s out there. Stay romantic — non-moles admire that 🙂

    • lafemmeroar says:

      I looooooove the MOLE acronym :)) You do sound very “un-moley” and thank you. I plan to stay romantic in fact I think I’m going to watch one of my favorite romantic movies tonight cuddled up in bed with a glass of wine.

  2. sayali611 says:

    well i’m thinking of things to write other than “hahaha”. but honestly, i wish you could see how much i laughed as i read this post.
    i love your writing style – crisp, clean and effective!

    • lafemmeroar says:

      Thank you! You’ve really made my day with that comment. I write as I think so if you find a bit of insanity throughout it’s because I’ve gone crazy through osmosis. And, I’m glad I’ve brought a bit of a chuckle in your day … we all need it 🙂 Thursday is Woman of the Week … stay tuned as to who it will be.

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