Quotes from a M.I.L.K.

M.I.L.K. = MAN I’D LIKE TO KICK

I’d ask you out if you lost ten pounds.

You are the only one for me. I’d be lost without you. Can I borrow three hundred dollars?

I’m a serial cheater.

I never said we were exclusive.

Ah … yeah … I’ll call you.

Have you ever thought of a boob job?

You’re imagining things. I didn’t have sex with your best friend. I don’t even like her.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman … Ms. Lewinsky. (Bill Clinton)

You can’t trust anybody with power. (Newt Gingrich)

Sorry I forgot our date, but the ball game was on.

I quit my job because I need to find myself. You’ll have to pay all the bills from now on.

I know it’s Valentine’s Day, but I’m in love with someone else.

Sorry I forgot our anniversary, but there’s always next year.

Insecure women turn me on.

I didn’t get any calls from you. Of course I had my cell phone with me the whole time.

Foreplay is for wimps.

Real men have the balls to do whatever they want, when they want and whoever they want to do it with.

To all of you MILKs out there this one is for you:

Lafemmeroar

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6 Responses to Quotes from a M.I.L.K.

  1. Dan Rumer says:

    If you do ever kick a man, let me give you some advice. You’ll want to wear pointy shoes, cowboy boots are a good choice. Aim for the taint region. The sweet spot is actually what I call the “post-taint”, which is closer to the butt, basically it’s the taint’s taint. If done correctly, this will cause complete lack of rectal control and insuppressible pants-pooping

    You’re welcome.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Notes and will apply the technique if the opportunity (hope not) ever comes up. But … why do you call it the taint region?

      • Dan Rumer says:

        Because (pardon my vulgarity) ‘taint your balls and ‘taint your ass. Also known as the grundel, the fleshy fun bridge, the gooch, southern soul patch, scrotanus, the O network, and in some regions of the US it is also referred to as a chode. Back east a chode was a penis that was wider than it was long, for example, “damn that water was cold, I’m totally rocking a chode right now!”, but since I moved to Vegas “chode” usually means taint.

        I hope this has been enlightening.

        • Lafemmeroar says:

          wow you just improved my vocab … thanks for the edification 🙂

  2. How about, “You bear an uncanny resemblance to my exhusband…”?

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Oh that’s a good one … wish I thought of that myself, but I’ve never been married 🙂 Great comment.

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