Delusion of the Single Woman–Lafemmeroarism #1

You know your mind’s gone bonkers when you begin to think that:

your vibrator will spoon with you after a sack session …

What’s your delusion?

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23 Responses to Delusion of the Single Woman–Lafemmeroarism #1

  1. Patti Kuche says:

    That my Victoria’s Secret Miraculous Bra will perform enough of a miracle for me to never need it again!

    At least your vibrator doesn’t snore, or roll over and complain about having to get up early the next morning, or complain about being tired, how long it has been since you last tangled in the sack, or that it’s getting a bit boring, or complain about being used. And your vibrator will never tell you, “it’s not you, it’s me . . .” And you always know where it is!

  2. Purple Chimp says:

    Hey? Wear a tight top so that it feels like someone is hugging you (source jon richardson, I don’t like stealing jokes).

  3. The T says:

    My God, you girls are making me feel guilty that i don’t own a pocket pussy or one of those toy things… ridiculous =)

    T.

  4. Even if you have a man, they usually dont snuggle, lol!!

  5. Doctor Shoko says:

    You know your mind’s gone bonkers when you begin to think that:
    The person hugging you in your bed seems really nice and comfortable, and when you look behind you, he/she isn’t there.

  6. My delusion? The pillow won’t snuggle back! I have a horrible, horrible need to cuddle at night–doesn’t matter if I’m sharing a bed with an animal, my best friend, or a romantic partner. I just love to cuddle. I keep a plethora of pillows on/near my bed for this purpose. But it’s still NOT quite like snuggling up with a partner! lol

  7. Aurora says:

    I too, sleep with a pillow between my knees. On that note, I guess my delusion might be that I still hope it might one day be replaced by a man who loves me LMAO Brave and oh so real, LFR, love that about you!

  8. sguimo says:

    What are you talking about?? My vibrator spoons with me!! Four settings: low, medium, high, spoon HAHAHAHAHA jj

  9. Patti Kuche says:

    Isn’t there supposed to be a “bunny” vibrator? That sounds cuddly enough . . .

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