Screwing with Words

Time for some silliness 

What do you call a …

tween with a sweet tooth? Hyper-texter

♦ prisoner of love? Unhappy spouse

♦ man with a harem? Viagra King

♦ needy person who nags? Clinging whiner

♦ person with no manners? Social retard

♦ horny drunk chick? Nymphoholic

♦ squid with a baby? Octomom

♦ kid eating fries? Tater-tot

♦ feline twin? Copy cat

 ♦horse in the dark? Night mare

♦ safe sex? Masturbation

♦ jaw breaker? Blow job

♦ cunnilingus? Tongue twister

♦ perfect world? Fantasy Land

♦ strip club? Pussy Galore

♦ man who pays for sex? Broke joke

   and finally …

♦ woman who laughs at chaos? Crazy Chick

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© 2011 Lafemmeroar

About Lafemmeroar
Writer, blogger, humorist. Visit my blog to know more :)) Laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it.

15 Responses to Screwing with Words

  1. theladyinredink says:

    Nice. I think “jaw breaker” is my favorite.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Glad you liked it 🙂

  2. ~~Pussy Galore. I’ve always loved that name. Somehow from James Bond, It sounds sort of sexy.
    but of course, that’s just me. xxx

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      It is sexy if you don’t think about the connotation. Anyone with that name today is either asking for trouble or was the “butt” of jokes growing up.

  3. Aurora says:

    Silly is good. No, great fun. Good, clean, great fun. Thank you! 🙂

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      You’re very welcome 🙂

  4. Maxim says:

    Nympho-holic…. boy that brings back memories. Painful….sexy…memories….

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Oh kinky!

  5. Tator-tot–too funny! You did it again. Thanks for the giggles!

  6. jsh0608 says:

    I’m definitely a Nympho-holic when I drink. Hey no wonder my husband always wants me to go out to drink. It’s all coming together now. Hehehe :0) Oh and I definitely laugh at chaos, especially when it isn’t mine. Hence why I’m part of the CCC. :0)

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      What a great comment. It’s nice to know other nymphoholics out there 🙂 Given enough vodka I can turn into an uber nymphoholic myself 🙂 And laughing at other’s chaos is always sweet!

  7. renxkyoko says:

    ahahaha ! I’m learning, I’m learning !

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Thanks for stopping by 🙂

  8. Lotus Flower says:

    Lol, I love Viagra King. That one made me giggle. The best one of course is the one labeling Crazy Chicks. Gotta love them! 🙂

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Crazy chicks like to “screw” with things 🙂

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