Screwing with Words
July 13, 2011 15 Comments
Time for some silliness
What do you call a …
♦ tween with a sweet tooth? Hyper-texter
♦ prisoner of love? Unhappy spouse
♦ man with a harem? Viagra King
♦ needy person who nags? Clinging whiner
♦ person with no manners? Social retard
♦ horny drunk chick? Nympho–holic
♦ squid with a baby? Octomom
♦ kid eating fries? Tater-tot
♦ feline twin? Copy cat
♦horse in the dark? Night mare
♦ safe sex? Masturbation
♦ jaw breaker? Blow job
♦ cunnilingus? Tongue twister
♦ perfect world? Fantasy Land
♦ strip club? Pussy Galore
♦ man who pays for sex? Broke joke
and finally …
♦ woman who laughs at chaos? Crazy Chick
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Nice. I think “jaw breaker” is my favorite.
Glad you liked it 🙂
~~Pussy Galore. I’ve always loved that name. Somehow from James Bond, It sounds sort of sexy.
but of course, that’s just me. xxx
It is sexy if you don’t think about the connotation. Anyone with that name today is either asking for trouble or was the “butt” of jokes growing up.
Silly is good. No, great fun. Good, clean, great fun. Thank you! 🙂
You’re very welcome 🙂
Nympho-holic…. boy that brings back memories. Painful….sexy…memories….
Oh kinky!
Tator-tot–too funny! You did it again. Thanks for the giggles!
I’m definitely a Nympho-holic when I drink. Hey no wonder my husband always wants me to go out to drink. It’s all coming together now. Hehehe :0) Oh and I definitely laugh at chaos, especially when it isn’t mine. Hence why I’m part of the CCC. :0)
What a great comment. It’s nice to know other nymphoholics out there 🙂 Given enough vodka I can turn into an uber nymphoholic myself 🙂 And laughing at other’s chaos is always sweet!
ahahaha ! I’m learning, I’m learning !
Thanks for stopping by 🙂
Lol, I love Viagra King. That one made me giggle. The best one of course is the one labeling Crazy Chicks. Gotta love them! 🙂
Crazy chicks like to “screw” with things 🙂