What a Wonderful World Full of Troubles

Today:

I checked my  bank account and saw how poor I am. I can save some money by not shopping … for food.. Good news is that I needed to go on a diet anyway.

I poured sour milk on my cereal. It’s a good thing I noticed the clumps before I started eating. 

I ran out of shampoo and washed my hair with soap. My hair is now nice and Irish Spring fresh.

My keys got stuck on the front door keyhole. I broke into a sweat struggling to release it until I called a friend (30 minutes later) who suggested I lube with WD 40.

I saw a skinny teen eating a bag of chips and sipping on a shake. All that goodness will catch up to her hips in 20 years. 🙂 

I have an itchy red rash on my arm. I checked Web MD. It could be shingles or an insect bite … I’m hoping for bugs.

I felt my hymen growing back ’cause it’s been so long since I “Nookied.” Help me see something positive about that. 

When I’m in a funk this cover song by Joey Ramone reminds me what a wonderful world it is despite the occasional malfunction of the universe.

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© 2011 Lafemmeroar

About Lafemmeroar
Writer, blogger, humorist. Visit my blog to know more :)) Laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it.

20 Responses to What a Wonderful World Full of Troubles

  1. magsx2 says:

    Hi,
    Had a great laugh, Thank you for that.

  2. beider says:

    I love Ramones,

    Also no nookie with other people means more time for solo fun. Experiment!

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Oh I love this song!!!!!!!!!!!! I love Joey’s voice 🙂

  3. Thank you, thank you, thank you! You showed us how we all have the opportunity to turn a negative into a positive. The world needs more inspirational, funny people like you.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      I need funny to prevent the frustrations … know what I mean? ‘Cause sometimes it’s the little things that put us over the edge 🙂 And thank you very much for your kind words.

  4. Maxim says:

    Joey Ramone is damn sexy!

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Hmmm…. sexy is in the eye of the “beholder.” Give me a couple shots of Jack … let me see double and blurry and maybe I’ll say the same. Joey’s got the voice for radio.

  5. Mizz says:

    I like the positive attitude! WTG!

    Nookie? hahahahha….

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Thanks 🙂 Gotta stay positive ’cause the world can be a big downer sometimes.

  6. Love that song! Fab.
    And as Always, Thanks for the SMILE 🙂 xxxxx

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      I love Louis Armstrong but Joey Ramone’s cover gives the song such a youthful energy.
      Happy to give you a smile anytime 🙂

  7. Aurora says:

    Awesome funny girl… uh… crazy chick!!! Thanks for the giggles and the tunes, I had your kind of day last week… wait… and yesterday… and today… LOL kidddingggg I didn’t have any Irish Spring lol! See you soon!

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      I heard that Rod Stewart used to wash his hair with soap. 🙂

  8. changnagablog says:

    had a good laugh reading your post…resembles my life.. 🙂

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Ah, perhaps you are a kindred soul. Glad to know that they didn’t break the mold when they created me 🙂

  9. sayali611 says:

    Loads of us who experience it, few who turn it around the way you do Lafemme.
    PS – Hymen growing back..LMAO!

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Thank you Sayali always so very nice to hear from you :). I just wish that I could turn back time …

  10. madtante says:

    Thanks for the video–great!

  11. Beth Teliho says:

    You are pure greatness! I love you to pieces. Thanks for the laugh…and for taking your effed-up days, wrapping them in funny, and giving them to us so we can know we aren’t the only ones who have them! 🙂

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Your comments always make my day Beth! 🙂

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