What a Wonderful World Full of Troubles

Today:

I checked my  bank account and saw how poor I am. I can save some money by not shopping … for food.. Good news is that I needed to go on a diet anyway.

I poured sour milk on my cereal. It’s a good thing I noticed the clumps before I started eating. 

I ran out of shampoo and washed my hair with soap. My hair is now nice and Irish Spring fresh.

My keys got stuck on the front door keyhole. I broke into a sweat struggling to release it until I called a friend (30 minutes later) who suggested I lube with WD 40.

I saw a skinny teen eating a bag of chips and sipping on a shake. All that goodness will catch up to her hips in 20 years. 🙂 

I have an itchy red rash on my arm. I checked Web MD. It could be shingles or an insect bite … I’m hoping for bugs.

I felt my hymen growing back ’cause it’s been so long since I “Nookied.” Help me see something positive about that. 

When I’m in a funk this cover song by Joey Ramone reminds me what a wonderful world it is despite the occasional malfunction of the universe.

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© 2011 Lafemmeroar

About Lafemmeroar
Writer, blogger, humorist. Visit my blog to know more :)) Laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it.

20 Responses to What a Wonderful World Full of Troubles

  1. magsx2 says:

    Hi,
    Had a great laugh, Thank you for that.

  2. beider says:

    I love Ramones,

    Also no nookie with other people means more time for solo fun. Experiment!

  3. Thank you, thank you, thank you! You showed us how we all have the opportunity to turn a negative into a positive. The world needs more inspirational, funny people like you.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      I need funny to prevent the frustrations … know what I mean? ‘Cause sometimes it’s the little things that put us over the edge 🙂 And thank you very much for your kind words.

  4. Maxim says:

    Joey Ramone is damn sexy!

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Hmmm…. sexy is in the eye of the “beholder.” Give me a couple shots of Jack … let me see double and blurry and maybe I’ll say the same. Joey’s got the voice for radio.

  5. Mizz says:

    I like the positive attitude! WTG!

    Nookie? hahahahha….

  6. Love that song! Fab.
    And as Always, Thanks for the SMILE 🙂 xxxxx

  7. Aurora says:

    Awesome funny girl… uh… crazy chick!!! Thanks for the giggles and the tunes, I had your kind of day last week… wait… and yesterday… and today… LOL kidddingggg I didn’t have any Irish Spring lol! See you soon!

  8. changnagablog says:

    had a good laugh reading your post…resembles my life.. 🙂

  9. sayali611 says:

    Loads of us who experience it, few who turn it around the way you do Lafemme.
    PS – Hymen growing back..LMAO!

  10. madtante says:

    Thanks for the video–great!

  11. Beth Teliho says:

    You are pure greatness! I love you to pieces. Thanks for the laugh…and for taking your effed-up days, wrapping them in funny, and giving them to us so we can know we aren’t the only ones who have them! 🙂

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