Life Expectancies of the Single Woman
July 22, 2011 21 Comments
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Life is a daily surprise. Just when you think you’ve got your future planned, fate throws in a monkey wrench wrecking the synchronicity of your world order. If you thought that you’d find your true love by now, but it hasn’t happened yet, don’t fret. I can’t predict your life expectancy, but I can predict what you can expect when you are single.
Expect:
to be alone but not lonely
to be the one who takes out the trash including those on two legs
to be heartbroken, but not damaged
to enjoy flirting with bad boys just don’t expect forever
to not tolerate anything that makes you unhappy
to enjoy Girls’ Night Out
to look at every sexy male “ass” and not feel guilty about it
to “disengage” yourself from a male ass
to be the third wheel that adds humor and light in an otherwise dull pair
to never lose who you are
to cook for one and enjoy eating that one exotic ingredient that everybody hates and only you like
that the only rule in dating is to be yourself
that not all men know how to be just “friends” with a woman
to enjoy walks on the beach while dreaming of wonderful things to come
to never rely on the kindness of a strange, handsome man, but always be gracious upon such instances because you never know when a chance encounter can turn into a love match
to be in love with yourself for as long as you live
You can have a positive attitude about being single or you can blame the monkey wrench. What do you think?
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I think single women need to kick their heels and and enjoy the party! Single just means solo, not unhappy.
Absolutely! Let’s make like Dorothy and kick our heels together 🙂
Just recently joined the single club….
How are you doing with your new status? Embrace the freedom and enjoy yourself. It’s a struggle to stay positive sometimes, but cheery is better than gloomy.
Look into being a Crazy Chick 🙂
It kind of sucks, to be honest.
It can suck, hurt, be embarrassing, but in the end it can also feel very cathartic 🙂
Great post as always but I am thinking that more than a few of these apply to every woman, single or married . . .
Very true 🙂 Thank you for being so insightful. Women single, married or divorced deserve the best …
Taking out the trash has got to be the worst thing about this. 🙂
Trash is really men’s work don’t you think? 🙂
single women scares me but they are every guy’s best friend…:-)
It’s nice that you view single women as friends 🙂
Like, like, like! 😀
It’s better to be single and happy than to be together and unhappy! 😉
Amen sister!
I love this. I sent your blog link to a friend who I think could benefit from your positive way of thinking. Not because she’s negative about life, but just so she knows there are a lot of people who are happy and content being single. She gets a lot of flack from her sister-in-law about being single and she’s sick of it. Hopefully she’ll get a chance to read some of your stuff and take heart that she has lots of support from all us Crazy Chicks!
Here are a few links to some of my single posts:
https://lafemmeroar.wordpress.com/2011/06/14/enjoying-my-singledom/
https://lafemmeroar.wordpress.com/2011/05/12/single-and-hating-it/
And I just want to say thanks for being such a great supporter. You inspire me to try and be the best blogger I can be. 🙂
“to look at every sexy male “ass” and not feel guilty about it”
Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse Me, L—But married women do this too! HA ha
Hehe I’ve never been married so I never even thought about it 🙂 Nice add to the list Kim 🙂
lovvvvve this!!!!!
Glad to spread the chuckles and the love 🙂
all true 🙂