The Gag Order – Lafemmeroarism #13
April 23, 2012 33 Comments
When the law can’t help you, then you must help yourself.
“This is what happens when you put a MARRIED SCHLONG IN YOUR MOUTH.”
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By Eric Stanton [Public domain via Wikimedia Commons
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Looks painful…
Hi Kdaddy!
And yes, it probably is …
You cross the line & I love it!
lol … Thanks Diana
Not my idea of spring break frolic that’s for sure.
Well … that chick frolicked with the wrong schlong that’s for sure
And now the schlong’s owner is in punishment mode.
We sold our rack a few years back, it hurt the wife to much, she could not take it any more
Oh Harry … you could have used the rack as a make shift pilates apparatus
Pilates is bad for the over 65s, it stops their sex drive and makes them pee to much at night.
Oh my I hope that schlong was worth it… Because even after free from that thing, I imagine you’d have permanent OOMPA LOOMPA hair… and everyone would know how you got it!
No schlong is ever worth it … unless it’s true love
LOL! Queue music.. ♪♫ and…
Ooompa Loompa doompadee doo
I’ve got another puzzle for you
Ooompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me
What do you get from another girl’s schlong
Planting your face where it doesn’t belong
You’ll end up gagged if you play with that thing
Sucking on balls that are tied to a string.
You won’t like the taste of that!
Ooompa Loompa doompadee dah
Avoid married schlongs and you will go far
Stray and your hair may have a permanent do
Like the Oompa Loomp doompadee do!
Oh Anne that is absolutely priceless. I was singing it out loud! You are too crazy …. luv it
damn I didn’t know I could do that.. hindsight ~sigh
I hope you’ll never have to use this tip
me too.. but it never hurts to be prepared just in case.. -)
OMG, is that how they practice?!!!! xx
Oh shit, I’m in trouble!
lol!
What woman put themselves into for men, its great
The safe word is ‘mrummahahhh.’
Those 1950′s chicks are so unforgiving!!!!
LOL!! This is a new high in Crazy — I bow to you. Even better than the human burrito because once the burrito’s done, the fun’s over. This is the gift that keeps on gagging. I love it!
Glad you liked it PD
I’m confused….
Hi Viv … hmm… I’ll have to explain in detail via email lol!
Have you posted since April 23 ? If so I have not gotten notifications.
Hi Carl,
Wish I could say that I went off in my honeymoon or that I was abducted by aliens … but the truth is that “sanity” just happened. Thank you Carl for checking in on me. I might have my periodic lapses of sanity, but I eventually come back
Somebody hacked in or infected me and 2/3 of the blogs to whom I subscribe had me in their spam box and can notify only those for whom I have email. It is unhealthy to remain sane for too long. I have intermittent attacks of sane but can usually get back to normal insane if I reduce my meds dosage a bit. Regards.
Welcome back to “LalaLand” Carl.
I don’t know what happened. I haven’t been able to get here for the longest time. Love this and miss the blog. Good to find my way back here.
Hi Lorre,
Well I’m glad to see you on this side of my crazy universe