Wordplay the Crazy Chick Way
October 31, 2012 23 Comments
What do you call a man who cheats and says he’ll never do it again? A mono-two-timer
What do you call a friend who is not really your friend? A faux-pal
What do you call a woman who keeps returning over and over again to the man who constantly cheats on her? A Sissy-phussy
What do you call a shopaholic? Maxed-out!
What do you call someone addicted to porn? Cantgetnone
What do you call someone addicted to exercise? A sweataholic
What do you call a buffet table when you’re on a diet? Inhospitable
What do you call a desirable man who is married? Off-limits
What do you call a sleazy chick who jumps up and down when she dances? A trampoline
What do you call a conversation that turns violent? A convolution
What do you call a grouchy ho? Skanktankerous!
What do you call a pair of pants for a clown? Pantaloon
What do you call an enigmatic tall and dark man who will suck the life out of you? Dracula
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I love skanktankerous!! I am going to use that one if you don’t mind.
It’s all yours honey 🙂 BTW I sent you an email … hope you got it.
i like that one too… and cantgetnone..and ..and.. 🙂 Good stuff lady
Yay! Glad you like them Lizzie … that’s why we’re Crazy Chicks 🙂
always 🙂
I always learn something every time I come to your Blog. so many words to memorise here, but all of them made me smile. You so often achieve that with me
Awww… Counting … you’ve made my week!!!! My goal is to give you a chuckle or two. I’m so glad you “read me.” 🙂
I’ve had some faux-pals in my lifetime but I get comfort in knowing that experience isn’t unique to me. Not that I get comfort that it happens to other folks but who wants to be the only one in that situation? You get what I’m saying…:-)
No it is definitely not unique to you Totsy … and I also get comfort in knowing that I’m not the only one who has experienced that “malfunction in the universe.” Always glad to read your comments Crazy Chick 🙂
Someone addicted to porn: Cantgetnone. Love it!
Glad you liked that word Inion … but ain’t it just the truth sometimes?
I didn’t get the email, but sometimes my email address shows up wrong when I comment, its ladywithatruck2011@gmail.com
I’ll resend 🙂
I have to show this to my husband. He lives for wordplay.
I love wordplay as well … it’s nice to screw with the English language 🙂
Skanktankerous is my favorite! Hilarious.
That word just sounds funny … I love it too 🙂
TRAMPoline – hahaha!
Glad I made you chuckle today Becca 🙂
I love this one – trampoline – I’ll have to remember that one for the next time I see a woman doing just that. hahaha I think all of these should be in the dictionary. They’re quite accurate descriptions.
I agree Isadora 🙂
Hahahah…you crack me up 🙂
Glad to do that for you Princess 🙂