Crazy Chick vs. Normal Chick
November 2, 2012 30 Comments
Crazy Chick: No, but you need a new mirror, that one is a liar
Normal Chick: I can’t live without him! Why did he leave me. My life is over …. boohoo, boohoo, boohoo …
Crazy Chick: Think of this asthe end of hell and your ascent to heaven.
Normal Chick: Oh, why can’t I look like the models in magazines?
Crazy Chick: Who wants to look like an anorexic?
Normal Chick: Do you think I can fit into this dress (that’s 2 sizes smaller) by tomorrow?
Crazy Chick: Yeah, if you let out the seams.
Normal Chick: I want to have the latest designer clothes, shoes, bags and accessories. I don’t care how much it costs I just want them!
Crazy Chick: But how will you eat and pay for your rent?
Normal Chick: I think my boyfriend might be cheating on me.
Crazy Chick: What makes you think that?
Normal Chick: I saw a used condom in his trash last night. But he said he used it to masturbate.
Crazy Chick: I guess he believes in “safe self-love.”
Normal Chick: Then I could have sworn I saw him kissing a girl. He said it wasn’t him, but the guy had the exact tattoo on his arm.
Crazy Chick: Well … I guess there’s another man walking around with the word “Schlong King” inked on his arm.
Normal Chick: Then I saw him texting a chick named “Horinda.” But he said it was his mother.
Crazy Chick: That EXPLAINS it ALL!
Normal Chick: Why should I expand my mind when I’d rather expand my boobs!
Crazy Chick: You don’t want to be called a “boobiehead” forever.
Normal Chick: You’re crazy. Why can’t you be like me … normal?
Crazy Chick: Because CRAZY means AWESOME!
Now are you a normal chick or a crazy chick?
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