Crazy Chick vs. Normal Chick
November 2, 2012 30 Comments
Normal Chick: Do you think I’m fat?
Crazy Chick: No, but you need a new mirror, that one is a liar
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Normal Chick: I can’t live without him! Why did he leave me. My life is over …. boohoo, boohoo, boohoo …
Crazy Chick: Think of this asthe end of hell and your ascent to heaven.
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Normal Chick: Oh, why can’t I look like the models in magazines?
Crazy Chick: Who wants to look like an anorexic?
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Normal Chick: Do you think I can fit into this dress (that’s 2 sizes smaller) by tomorrow?
Crazy Chick: Yeah, if you let out the seams.
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Normal Chick: I want to have the latest designer clothes, shoes, bags and accessories. I don’t care how much it costs I just want them!
Crazy Chick: But how will you eat and pay for your rent?
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Normal Chick: I think my boyfriend might be cheating on me.
Crazy Chick: What makes you think that?
Normal Chick: I saw a used condom in his trash last night. But he said he used it to masturbate.
Crazy Chick: I guess he believes in “safe self-love.”
Normal Chick: Then I could have sworn I saw him kissing a girl. He said it wasn’t him, but the guy had the exact tattoo on his arm.
Crazy Chick: Well … I guess there’s another man walking around with the word “Schlong King” inked on his arm.
Normal Chick: Then I saw him texting a chick named “Horinda.” But he said it was his mother.
Crazy Chick: That EXPLAINS it ALL!
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Normal Chick: Why should I expand my mind when I’d rather expand my boobs!
Crazy Chick: You don’t want to be called a “boobiehead” forever.
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Normal Chick: You’re crazy. Why can’t you be like me … normal?
Crazy Chick: Because CRAZY means AWESOME!
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Now are you a normal chick or a crazy chick?
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CRAZY as the day is long 🙂
Absofreakinlutely!!!!!!!!!!
Hilarious! You have mad skills…
Mad is the operative word when it comes to my skills 🙂
Who wants to be normal?
I know I don’t!!!!!!! URD Best Diana! 🙂
LOL! Love it. I’m proud to be a crazy as crazy can ever get chick.
Would you like to join the club?
Seems Crazy is more normal than Normal. If Normal is normal then society is abnormal. But then it depends if…….Wait a minute. Am I sounding like Edith Bunker here?
You dingbat! 🙂 Ya know I luv u Carl!
Hahaha ! The normal chick will drive me insane.
Me too Ren 🙂
Crazy Chick all the way!
You sure are Lorna!!!!!!!
Obviously, I am not a chick, but as a guy, let me state my preference is high for crazy and mad, so crazy chicks it is for me! I think Jack Kerouac said it best:
The only people for me are the mad ones…
Have you joined my Bad Boys Club? You should 🙂
So… what are the requirements to be a member of your Bad Boys Club? 🙂
Ya just gotta respect the Crazy Chick 🙂 I’d love to add you 🙂
You’re asking a Bad Boy about respect for the Crazy Chick? Oh! You mean like, “I’ll respect you in the morning if you…” ???
I don’t think you need to worry about respect Laf – the Crazy Chicks seem to outnumber the Bad Boys by about 10 to 1. 😉
Who is talking about the morning after? Also respect from a BAD BOY is NOT IN THE NUMBERS! 🙂 IT IS in the realization of the worth of a woman. Jokes aside … if the leading question you ask is leading to your definition into the mind of a BAD BOY then that is not a bad boy, but a JACKASS. If anyone, in reality ever asked me “I’ll respect you in the morning if you…” then his he can just kiss his schlong goodbye. 🙂 ‘Cause such a man’s utterance to a CRAZY CHICK might just get a dose of crazy chick reality that will truly find him six feet under. Anywho … I just love bantering don’t you? Call me crazy 🙂
Well of course I’ll call you crazy. Because you are. That’s what I love about you the most! Yeah, I love bantering. It gets me in trouble, and that’s what makes me a bad boy I guess. 🙂
One must be certain about their BADNESS 🙂 hugs and kisses from a CC 🙂
Aw shucks now, you’re gonna make me blush and melt all over, and that will certainly ruin any reputation I might have for BADNESS.
Well … just don’t melt like the wicked witch on “The Wizard of Oz” when I throw water down your way 🙂 And BAD BOYS can be sensitive too … 🙂
Absolutely give up on the normal v crazy . . . ashamed to admit it but I am tired, which feels like such a curse.
Rev up on your energy Patti 🙂
I’m not a chick either but give me the crazy one over the normal one any day!
I knew you’d say that! 🙂
OMG! I think I might be normal.
LOL … there’s still time to reform 🙂 I’m sure you’re wonderfully crazy in MANY other ways 🙂