Don’t Ever Mess With a Crazy Chick
November 4, 2012 7 Comments
There once was a crazy chick named Sally
Who encountered a man in an alley
He grabbed her to say
You’ll give me my way
And there’s nothing you can do to stop me
Shocked and dismayed all poor Sally could say
Was please let me go, please give me my way
But he threw her around
And her tush hit the ground
While he began to unbutton his trousers
How dare he she thought expose his wee Schlong
To a chick who hadn’t had it so long
She got up on her feet
And proceeded to beat
His poor “wee” for looking like an “itty-bitty teat”
If that’s all you’ve got then you’re shit out of luck
It’s so ugly and small it looks like a schmuck
Don’t ever assume
You can act like a goon
To a crazy chick you encounter today
For she just might be as crazy as you
With a bunch of crazy chicks in her crew
You’ll be the victim today
So don’t bother to pray
For you’ll be six-foot under by dawn
She whistled aloud and out came her brood
Of Crazy Chicks in a Schlong slaying mood
They grabbed him with glee
But he could not flee
His strength could not match their insanity
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© 2011 Lafemmeroar
Rotflmao! You never disappoint! I could just see the poor smucks face, all these crazy chicks after his schlong!
Btw never did get that email?
Resent it! 🙂
You rock, do you know that?
Hey Hook 🙂
Do you mean I rock in a rocking chair or as in HELL FREAKIN YEAH? 🙂
The latter, of course!
🙂 You are one of my favorite
Schlongspeeps 🙂Lol…my daily giggle…