How I Defy Reality
November 15, 2012 27 Comments
When my birthday cake has so many candles that it borders on being a fire hazard, I just think it’s the 4th of July.
I have a carnival mirror that makes me look 10 pounds thinner.
When I watch politicians arguing on T.V., I just pretend I’m watching a sitcom.
I believe that heartbreak is a workout for your heart … it takes the lickin’ but keeps on tickin’ even stronger than before.
I believe that bad people have a mental imbalance, which is why they should all be lobotomized.
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Well, since all that begun with (just the thought of?) a birthday cake, many happy returns to start with :).
It comes to my mind a song from a Woody Allen film, called “The Front (1976)”. The film ends with this song (I think it is also played during the play) whose lyrics go like this:
“…and if you, will arrive to 105,
and your heart is still young
you will find, how hard
its to be narrow in mind,
when your heart is still young…”
So, hope you’re always feel like 12 years old :)
I still do in many many many ways! :) I have not seen “The Front” going to Google it now! Thanks 10000 :)
okay just IMDBeed “The Front” seems like my kind of movie … I already like the premise “a cashier poses as a writer” … hey that’s kinda like me! I’m a crazy chick who thinks she’s a writer :) Or I’m trying to be a “true writer.”
You are a very good writer!
Thank you Terri! You’ve made my day :) I’ll remember your positive thoughts when sharing with my writing group tonight!!!!
I invent my own. So that is a reality I suppose.
Definitely Carl! :)
I was about to give you credit for pulling off this exercise in perception, but I don’t even think you’re trying hon’. :)
HUH? What do you mean?
You’re a freaking genius when it comes to turning things around. You seem to naturally spin things into (hilarious) positives, so in essence it doesn’t seem as though you are trying.
Oh & I defy reality by cracking jokes about everything that comes my way. Although sometimes I keep my remarks to myself, so if you see me struggling to hold back a smile/hysterical laugh, its because I poked fun at something that just happened.
You are making me CRAZY Squammie!!!!! OOOOOdles of thanks :) I’ve got a post lined up about how to piss people off by being positive … now that’s a twist isn’t it? :)
I like that heartbreak is a work-out for the heart…. and I want to have that carnival mirror !
Oh puuurhlease Miss Size Zero!!!!!!!! :)
But I’m sick and tired of dieting ! I love cheesecake, chocolate cake, hershey’s M& Ms, Dunkin Donuts, ! Just 2 slices will make me fat, …. you know how hard it is to see that big cheesecake in the fridge, and not get a slice, everyday, one slice, and before I know it, I ‘m the one who’s finished it off. ( It happened and my weight shot up to 10 lbs over.)
I haven’t had dairy or eggs in months … you can always have those goodies in a vegan version and you know what? … It’s GOOD! I have one or two vegan chocolate cupcakes a day and still managed to lose weight. It’s all about digestion. BUT man … the way you type about cheesecake and the like … you got me salivating! lololol I think you look great in your European pics … :)
I write books about people who don’t really exist ;)
I knew you were a crazy chick! You invent your reality and … it pays :)
I hate listening to politician’s crap. Which is why I rarely watch news…they make me feel hopeless about the future!
There’s hope … Viv :) In the meantime, we can enjoy watching the “sideshow entertainment.” :)
I prefer your reality, young lady!
Me too … :) Oh and thanks for calling me a young lady!!!!!! Made my morning :)
I tend not to believe the lies they like to tell us. ;-)
There should really be a lie detector around when they speak! :)
Hello I am going to try hanging up side down.Too funny!
Thanks Lexiesnana :) I wish that hanging upside down could truly defy “gravity.” Plastic surgeons would go out of business …
Thanks for dropping by my blog!!! YOu are hysterical – I will be following!!
Thanks Oogle. Glad to give you chuckles anytime :)