How to Diet on Thanksgiving
November 20, 2012 21 Comments
Argue with that relative you hate!
The anger and stress will have you reaching for the booze instead of the food.
Imagine that big bowl of buttery mashed potatoes
is a big plate of LARD!
If you don’t, then you’ll end up singing the “Lard-Ass of Seville” instead of “Jingle Bells” come Christmas.
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If you like turkey butt (I know I did), remember what came out of it before the stuffing was pushed in it!
That pumpkin pie will turn your figure into the shape of an orange. You’ll have to do lots of “juicing” getting yourself back into shape. 
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yeah….right…
I tried Joe 🙂
Great tips! Thanks!
You’re welcome and happy
eatingboozing 🙂Awesome, crazy tricks to keep you from stuffing your face, chica! Our whole family is doing a light, veggie fueled Thanksgiving this year. So excited!
Oh that is totally awesome. I used to love the crispy fattiness of the turkey butt, but since I’ve changed eating habits … I’ll have the
titsbreast instead …=_=’
Great tips! Also, remember that turkeys are people, too–and cannibalism is just plain wrong! 😉
lol Lorna! You’re waaay ahead of me Turkeynalism will be in my next post! 🙂
Can’t do number one… They’re all dead. Did I say that? Naughty me…
Santa’s gonna put you in his naughty list and you won’t get that “Real Doll you’ve been wishing for all year 🙂
Oh, Noodles, you’re the only doll for me! 😉
I ain’t no “Real Doll” but I’m A REAL CRAZY CHICK! 🙂
I have found that a bout of hard drinking while reading dieting books is a good way of improving your dieting strategy while taking away some of the fear produced by a life without roast meat
lol counting! There can be fear in not eating dead animals … 🙂
So, the solution is sensory deprivation? 🙂 A quite radical approach! :))))
What can I say … I’m a radical crazy chick 🙂
I am going for it. Then I will workout. I notoriously lose weight over the holidays because I become a health nut. (kind of a health nut…I am a pig, then I work out.) (I’m sure there is a disorder name for this…but I don’t give a f***.)
It’s called binge and sweat! 🙂 You crazy chick! Happy Thanksgiving 🙂
Hi hope it was good for you honey and you enjoyed yourself without employing too many of your listed tips.
Did you take it easy on your liver? 😉
I did enjoy myself Phil … although my inner organs are protesting today 🙂