Single Chick’s Grocery List

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33 Responses to Single Chick’s Grocery List

  1. Batteries are a must have… 😀

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Oh Yeah! I buy the big packs 🙂

  2. Hmmm. Are you sure that oil’s for cooking ?

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      🙂 well … I can get creative with it, but I try to keep my blog NC-17 🙂 You’re a naughty boy Carl!

  3. do you by double A? XXxx Kissssss

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Double A’s and I ain’t talkin’ bra size crazy chick! 🙂

  4. rebecca2000 says:

    what about married chicks. Everyone clicks their own mouse.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Married chicks too! 🙂

  5. Harry says:

    Whats a vibrator ??

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Well … Harry … it’s a device that is:

      Very reliable
      Hardly ever breaks unless it’s been used a lot
      It never lies
      It never steals
      It never complains
      It never cheats
      It doesn’t have a job, but it doesn’t eat either
      And it doesn’t require a lot of space to “live”
      It can be stashed away anywhere kids can’t get at it
      and it always, always, always give happy endings. 🙂

  6. Harry says:

    The first five sounds like a man, but then it went off track.

    Its a bit like a lap-top then, something that can’t be borrowed or lent.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Yes Harry … but some “circles” do tend to share …. bleeeeeech! I would never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Batteries are expensive. Do vibrators come in solar?

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      LMAO!!!!!!!!! Too fonny! Now why couldn’t I have come up with that line instead? Imagine a solar powered Vibe …. 🙂

  8. Red wine and dark chocolate is a must on mine. 🙂

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Oh you sophisticated thing! 🙂

  9. I remember that list very well, despite my years of marriage it still rings bells. I think though I had Gin, Vodka, Tequila, Wine and Chocolate on mine always

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Sips and nibs on the list … nice choices Valentine 🙂

  10. batteries!!! damn it that explains everything 😉

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Yup batteries are important … 🙂

      • got it 😉

        • Lafemmeroar says:

          And enjoy your “buzz” 🙂

          • hahahahaaha! yup.. 😉

            • Lafemmeroar says:


  11. Phil Gayle_For Singles and Couples says:

    It’s good to see food taking a higher priority on the shopping list. 😉

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Priority not necessarily in the order listed Phil!

  12. viv says:


  13. viv says:

    Vibrators are so scarce in my County buying them is like smuggling drugs across the border. I hope to own one someday!!!

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      You know a massager can be just as good. Aren’t there any of those there? 🙂

      • viv says:

        This is embarassing…but how do I use the massager? I will email you with my many questions 😀

        • Lafemmeroar says:

          Well it’s a vibrating massager. You just put it where you “want it.” Know what I mean? 🙂

          • viv says:

            Wow! I’m going shopping today! 😉

            • Lafemmeroar says:

              lol Viv! I do hope you find an “innocent massager” in your sphere of the world.

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