Single Chick’s Grocery List

December 2, 2012 33 Comments

What’s in your grocery list?

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33 Responses to Single Chick’s Grocery List

  1. Don in Massachusetts says:
    December 2, 2012 at 8:15 am

    Batteries are a must have… 😀

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  2. Carl D'Agostino says:
    December 2, 2012 at 8:17 am

    Hmmm. Are you sure that oil’s for cooking ?

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  3. My Inner Chick says:
    December 2, 2012 at 8:59 am

    do you by double A? XXxx Kissssss

    Reply
  4. rebecca2000 says:
    December 2, 2012 at 11:47 am

    what about married chicks. Everyone clicks their own mouse.

    Reply
  5. Harry says:
    December 2, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    Whats a vibrator ??

    Reply
    • Lafemmeroar says:
      December 2, 2012 at 2:13 pm

      Well … Harry … it’s a device that is:

      Very reliable
      Hardly ever breaks unless it’s been used a lot
      It never lies
      It never steals
      It never complains
      It never cheats
      It doesn’t have a job, but it doesn’t eat either
      And it doesn’t require a lot of space to “live”
      It can be stashed away anywhere kids can’t get at it
      and it always, always, always give happy endings. 🙂

      Reply
  6. Harry says:
    December 2, 2012 at 3:17 pm

    The first five sounds like a man, but then it went off track.

    Its a bit like a lap-top then, something that can’t be borrowed or lent.

    Reply
  7. Diana Douglas says:
    December 2, 2012 at 7:27 pm

    Batteries are expensive. Do vibrators come in solar?

    Reply
  8. Inion N. Mathair says:
    December 2, 2012 at 8:13 pm

    Red wine and dark chocolate is a must on mine. 🙂

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  9. Valentine Logar says:
    December 3, 2012 at 4:56 am

    I remember that list very well, despite my years of marriage it still rings bells. I think though I had Gin, Vodka, Tequila, Wine and Chocolate on mine always

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  10. LizzieCracked says:
    December 3, 2012 at 9:19 am

    batteries!!! damn it that explains everything 😉

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  11. Phil Gayle_For Singles and Couples says:
    December 6, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    It’s good to see food taking a higher priority on the shopping list. 😉

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  13. viv says:
    December 20, 2012 at 3:25 am

    Vibrators are so scarce in my County buying them is like smuggling drugs across the border. I hope to own one someday!!!

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