How you can tell that a man loves you

two heartsHe likes your “muffin top.”

He kisses you on the cheek when you’re doing the dishes.

You’re a stinky mess and he still wants to do it.

He gives you “thoughtful” gifts just because.

He notices the small things like how you curl your toes when you laugh.

His eyebrows lift up when he sees you walk into a room.

He makes you chicken soup when you’re sick.

He gives you flowers just because.

He watches chick flicks with you and doesn’t complain.

He loves football, but he’ll keep his eyes on you when the two of you are at a sport’s bar.

He won’t lie to you about your weight, and he’ll adore all of your “extraness.”

He’ll remember the “worst” part of your marriage vows and he’ll honor that.

He throws out the trash without your having to ask him to.

He holds your hand inside Home Depot

He’ll buy your tampons for you.

He will find endearing what others see as weird or strange about you.

He will accept you BAGGAGE AND ALL!

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31 Responses to How you can tell that a man loves you

  1. some of these go above and beyond….haha

  2. So true…I love this! Simple and super accurate

  3. My Phil left me a note on my bathroom mirror that said “You’re looking at the woman I love!” Now, tell me, is my guy a keeper or what?! ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. ericmvogt says:

    You have me pondering… How can you tell that a woman loves you?

    She likes your Muffins. Can’t keep her hands off the beefcake.

    She kisses you on the cheek (and squeezes the Muffins) when youโ€™re doing the dishes.

    Youโ€™re a stinky mess and she hands you a bar of soap.

    She gives you โ€œthoughtfulโ€ gifts just because you let her have the charge card.

    She notices the small things like how you curl your toes when you pass gas.

    Her eyebrows lift up when she sees you walk into a room with her vibrator. Even when it is off.

    She makes you steak and taters when youโ€™re sick.

    She gives you the tongue just because.

    She watches Ahhnold Swartzenaigah flicks with you and doesnโ€™t complain. No earplugs either.

    She loves tupperware, but sheโ€™ll keep her eyes on you when the two of you are at a tupperware party.

    She wonโ€™t lie to you about your weight, and sheโ€™ll adore all of your โ€œextra Muffiness.โ€

    Sheโ€™ll remember the โ€œworstโ€ part of your marriage vows and not take the baseball bat to bed.
    She’ll cook you fried chicken without your having to ask her to.

    She holds your hand inside Macys. Through the women’s section, even.

    Sheโ€™ll buy your extra-frenchie tickler super-ribbed trojans for you.

    She will find endearing what others see as totally, fully and completely gross (see #3 and #5).

    She will accept your BEER BELCHES AND ALL!


  5. renxkyoko says:

    *daydreams* I wish for a guy like that. *daydreams again*

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      I day dream of it too … you’ll find a guy who’ll buy your tampons some day … I promise sweet girl ๐Ÿ™‚

      • renxkyoko says:

        Mt dad used to buy pads for mom… emergency, ha ha… but of course not anymore… Mom’s done with the monthlies.

        • Lafemmeroar says:

          Aw … did he watch chickflick too? ๐Ÿ™‚

          • renxkyoko says:

            I don’t think he ever did. ^o^ In my whole life, I’ve only seen them go to th e cinema 2 times, one of which was a Harry Potter movie.Ha ha They’re too practical. they’d rather watch a movie on dvd, and it’s not chickflick for Dad. He’s the Bourne Identity type, with lots of action. But dad loves Mom. Dad comes home from work like an alarm clock since forever. He’s faithful and heaven forbid, if something happens to one of them, we don’t know what will happen to the other. Dad does everything on that list, except the throwing out the trash. It seems he needs to be reminded it’s Friday tomorrow, trash day.

            • Lafemmeroar says:

              lol Ren! Sounds like a really sweet family … but lmao on the “come home from work like an alarm clock” I think we can actually do a sitcom about that!!!!!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ And he’s got 3 more days before having to haul trash! ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. Great list! Let me add a couple;

    He won’t ever invite his mother to spend the night in the home you share, instead getting her a hotel room nearby.

    He will always bring back your car full of fuel if he has used it, even if he has only taken a grocery run.

    He will iron for you.

    He will make the bed if he is the last one out of it in the morning.

    He will always make coffee if he is the first out of bed in the morning.

    He will do the laundry, even your delicate and fancy stuff and never shrink anything.

    He will always let you have the window seat in airplanes when you travel.

    He cleans the litter box.

  7. Aurora HSP says:

    My dad took me to buy my first feminine hygiene products, I was only 10. THAT is a good man and a good daddy. But to be fair, my ex did buy them for me, too. He just didn’t do anything else on your list, Or ever let me sleep as long as I wanted to. I’m going to join a commenter above and go back to daydreaming… lol It’s all I have… for now … wait! Lorna, does Phil have a brother? lol xo Thanks for the read, LFR. Always get me thinking ๐Ÿ™‚

  8. Phil Gayle_For Singles and Couples says:

    Yes for nearly all…I will buy the ‘sanity towels’ and ‘torpoons’ (if I have to) but I would rather Lois bought them. lol! ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Valentines list is pretty extensive… my fellow men and I wouldn’t have time to work or make love, if her list were added to yours…hahahaaa
    Or is it me? maybe I just love working and making love, for too long. ๐Ÿ˜‰
    I joking…I joking….hahahaaa

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Lois is indeed a lucky lady Phil! ๐Ÿ™‚ Wish there were more men like you who had romantic hearts and a wicked sense of humor ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Phil Gayle_For Singles and Couples says:

        Ahh geez Lafeem,
        You’re making me blush….flattery will get you ‘most places’ with me.
        Thanks for the compliment honey. ๐Ÿ™‚
        I hope you like my little piece I’m doing for you…don’t know about humour but I’ll try my best to make it interesting. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  9. Bodhirose says:

    Are you sure that these men exist…they may be extinct! Love this, Laf…and like your cute photo too. ๐Ÿ™‚

  10. RoboticRAven says:

    I don’t think the guy needs to do all of those things to be a keeper. My husband does just enough of them that it doesn’t annoy me that he doesn’t do more ๐Ÿ™‚ Plus he’s supportive when I talk about people I don’t like, which is quite often. That goes a very long way with me.

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