Private Celebration

December 11, 2012 39 Comments

When Medea’s husband

“mysteriously” disappeared,

she cried in public,

but this is what

she did in private.

What do you have to sing about? 🙂

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39 Responses to Private Celebration

  1. ericmvogt says:
    December 11, 2012 at 6:23 am

    Bad news that has me bummed. Really bumbed. The state has forbidden use of metal detectors in state buildings. This has made my job very dangerous. I gave my two week’s notice. I will have to look for something to keep me busy after the turn of the year.

    😦 E

    Date: Tue, 11 Dec 2012 14:04:09 +0000 To: atobop@hotmail.com

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  2. nancyelauzon says:
    December 11, 2012 at 6:45 am

    LOL … this is my fantasy, to be able to rid the world of stupid schlongs, especially those who’ve made my daughter miserable. Or if I can’t get rid of them, maybe zap them with a cattle prod?

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  4. Selena Robins Musings says:
    December 11, 2012 at 7:19 am

    LOL LOL! Well, I bet she had a few friends help her hide the body. Cuz that’s what good crazy chicks do, we support each other that way.

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  5. 10000movies says:
    December 11, 2012 at 8:38 am

    Well, Medea’s myth is widely known for the relationship she had with Jason. He had promised to marry her but he betrayed her for another woman, despite all the help she provided to him when he needed it. He was a bad schlong indeed!
    In order to revenge him, she cut her two children they had to pieces and prepared a meal for him using them. Jason was shattered when he realized what she’s done. She fled to another city. Jason died at the end alone and miserable. She got married with another guy!

    If I was a CC, I would not want to relate to a character like Medea! She was really nasty and … well, I think there are better ways to solve the differences a CC has with schlongs!

    PS. You may check:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medea and
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason

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    • Lafemmeroar says:
      December 13, 2012 at 6:04 am

      Oh I know the Medea of Greek literature well. In fact I wrote a paper about the reasonability of her actions and received an A. Now about my post … I was actually thinking more along the lines of Tyler Perry’s Medea 🙂

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  6. countingducks says:
    December 11, 2012 at 9:04 am

    She certainly looks inspired sitting there. wonder what that music sounds like from her cellar.As for the cattle prod…… Ladies LADIES

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  7. cinfulcinnamon says:
    December 11, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    Ding, dong
    the schlong is gone.
    Tiny schlong, stinking schlong.
    Ding dong the limp ol schlong is gone.

    Ding dong
    the schlong is gone.
    drippy schlong, on the pot seat schlong.
    Ding dong the jealous schlong is gone.

    Ding dong
    bring on the schlong.
    The brand new schlong,
    the firm young schlong.
    Ding dong
    bring on Liam Neeson’s schlong…

    (ok… I’ll stop now) LOL

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  8. Viciously Sweet says:
    December 11, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    This made me giggle at work. But everything you post makes me giggle!
    And I just happen to be in an office with some guys I would wing this about 😉

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  9. My Inner Chick says:
    December 11, 2012 at 5:08 pm

    Are you Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? Congrats! Xx

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  10. ctoby says:
    December 11, 2012 at 6:35 pm

    is my birthday. my age nearly equals my IQ..

    I sing because I’m bre-eeeeeathing
    I sing cause I’m schlong free
    I sing because I live alone
    And my relatives leave me be…

    muah! you crazy chix out there! : D
    ~~Carla

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  11. Tony McGurk says:
    December 12, 2012 at 5:20 am

    Medea’s awefuly happy. Maybe she had a hand in his disappearance

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  12. eatwithfatjoe says:
    December 12, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    I think the “S” word is your fave!!!!

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  13. Patti Kuche says:
    December 13, 2012 at 6:35 am

    Perhaps Medea is enjoying the post-op freedom and liberation. He always knew, that in the depths of his heart, he had the raging pulse of a true CC!

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  14. Xehra says:
    December 19, 2012 at 7:17 am

    LMAO! 😀 You’re the most awesome feminist in the world. 😀

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    • Lafemmeroar says:
      December 19, 2012 at 7:22 am

      lol! I never thought of myself as a feminist, but I do believe in equal pay … just not equal rights … I don’t have the right to throw out the trash if there’s a man around! 🙂

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  15. Phil Gayle_For Singles and Couples says:
    December 21, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    I know what Tyler Perry’s Madea character would have done…and that man would have been running scared. 😉

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