Why Santa Went to Jail
December 15, 2012 29 Comments
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I love it!! Bad auntie !!! Rotflmao! And what did you tell them about the tooth fairy?
i told em she was a ho in pink lmao!
Bad auntie!! I don’t even want to know the fate of the tooth fairy! Lol
She broke her tooth on some hard!! lololol
I once wrote rejection letters and signed them the tooth fairy and sent them to younger relatives. Crazy pre-teen era.
lol Selena! :) You crazy “tween” :)
Just a bit crazy, teen years added a bit more craziness and now as an adult, a full fledged twisted noodle crazy chick, but then you wouldn’t want me any other way, right? :)
I sure wouldn’t! :)
The guitarist is amazing. I stared at his fingers.
He is pretty good :)
Ever heard of the night Santa went Crazy by Weird Al Yankovich (last name spelling may be in correct) that’s a great one too.
No! I need to look that up! :)
Hilarious. Similar to your song just more graphic and lots of entertaining things in there like “Mrs. Claus is on the phone every night negotiating the movie rights.”
Yipeee!!! I hate Satan Claws
LOL on “Claws”
Love it, made me smile … grin actually.
Good morning Valentine :)
This is the best rendition of this song ever!!! Mathair and I are definitely adding this to our caroling list this year. We will be singing it around the tree with our family and watch as their eyes widen with disbelief and they stare at us like we’re crazy. Luv, luv, luv.
OMG I can just see it now … the two of you caroling enthusiastically while the rest have that WTF look on their faces … PRECIOUS!!!!!!!! :)
BTW, I totally want an Auntie like you! But, I was born with a really perverse sense of humor. From what I can see, you were as well. Great minds think alike. :)
Oh the more perverse the better! :) From one great mind to another … :)
It is apparent that you have Bart Simpson genes in you.
Carl … I think I do! :)
You’re probably the favorite aunt!
Oh Nancy I AM! :) ‘CAUSE I’m a kid … just like them :)
I love inappropriate Christmas carols. Got any more?
Actually … I do, but WP might ban me if I post it! :)
Lol!
Well, judging by this post I’m a bad dad, when the kids get to the age of around 3, they’ve all been told there’s no such thing, it’s just a story…lol!
We all still went to see The Guardians movie recently…filled with all those other stories. ;-)
You’re a cool DAD I’m sure! :)