Why Santa Went to Jail

Maybe I wasn’t the best aunt … ’cause I used to

sing this song to my nieces and nephews.

Click on the video and SING the post out loud

after 5 seconds (Trust me πŸ™‚ )

(Chorus)

What would Christmas be

without a Santa Claus

But Santa has been bad

and he gets no applause

Now this is truly sad

and kids you should be mad

’cause Christmas time is drawing near

but no Santa this year!

(Solo)

‘Cause … jingle bells Batman smells

Santa killed an elf

he never thought that he’d get caught

but Rudolph saw it alllllllll!

Rudolph finked

Santa’s in the clink

and now he gets no glory

he just spends all his time telling Christmas stories …

(Repeat Chorus until the KID looks at you with terror in her eyes ’cause you just JAILED SANTA!)

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About Lafemmeroar
Writer, blogger, humorist. Visit my blog to know more :)) Laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it.

29 Responses to Why Santa Went to Jail

  1. I love it!! Bad auntie !!! Rotflmao! And what did you tell them about the tooth fairy?

  2. Bad auntie!! I don’t even want to know the fate of the tooth fairy! Lol

  3. renxkyoko says:

    The guitarist is amazing. I stared at his fingers.

  4. mm172001 says:

    Ever heard of the night Santa went Crazy by Weird Al Yankovich (last name spelling may be in correct) that’s a great one too.

  5. Tony McGurk says:

    Yipeee!!! I hate Satan Claws

  6. Love it, made me smile … grin actually.

  7. This is the best rendition of this song ever!!! Mathair and I are definitely adding this to our caroling list this year. We will be singing it around the tree with our family and watch as their eyes widen with disbelief and they stare at us like we’re crazy. Luv, luv, luv.

  8. BTW, I totally want an Auntie like you! But, I was born with a really perverse sense of humor. From what I can see, you were as well. Great minds think alike. πŸ™‚

  9. It is apparent that you have Bart Simpson genes in you.

  10. nancyelauzon says:

    You’re probably the favorite aunt!

  11. I love inappropriate Christmas carols. Got any more?

  12. Phil Gayle_For Singles and Couples says:

    Lol!
    Well, judging by this post I’m a bad dad, when the kids get to the age of around 3, they’ve all been told there’s no such thing, it’s just a story…lol!
    We all still went to see The Guardians movie recently…filled with all those other stories. πŸ˜‰

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