What Every Woman Should Be …
December 20, 2012 36 Comments
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That’s a lovely Christmas message…..
You is one of a kind…..and that’s a good thing
Aw … thanks Joe 🙂 I’ve always wanted to say this about you … you’re an awesome baby back rib and taters loving dude! You’re simply delish! 🙂
I’ll take that….
and like it
Well … I knew you would! BTW, for Christmas I’m making cinnamon rolls instead of cream puffs (too many eggs … although I’d been making them for years every Christmas. Once my 12 year old niece (at the time) ate 13 of them. I don’t know where she put it, but she did). I’m experimenting with vegan cream cheese for the frosting and using vegan butter … 🙂 I think it will be good, but the bread will still be made with a potato buds and powdered milk recipe. It just makes the bread soooooooo soft and light. I won’t change that recipe. I can’t wait for my nieces and nephews to try it. I won’t tell them the cream cheese is made is Tofutti! 🙂
Well, most of those things aren’t on the FatJoe diet plan…
But I’d give ’em a try….
Yay that almost makes you an “honorary Crazy Chick”!!!! 🙂
a true honor
Joe you’re one of my favorite schlongs 🙂
your one of my favorite…..uh…..well…..
chicks
I bet I’m second to bbq ribs and tatters 🙂
13 cream puffs–that’s impressive! Though my brother-in-law ate 14 eggs once. I get nauseous just thinking about it….
Yeah it was impressive and she was such a little thing … she still is, but that little girl is sooooo freakin’ bad ass that I know she’ll be an expert “de-schlonger” when she reaches full size! 🙂
When I was a wee crazy chick I wanted to work at McDonalds. I loved Happy Meals and thought the job just required one to sit and eat chicken nuggets all day long.
lolol McDonalds has got to be one of the strictest companies one can work for … they’ve got a whole system going in their franchises I think 🙂 One can’t sneak in a nugget and get away with it 🙂
heck, yes… i’d like to be that too. ahahah !
Lafemme, you’re the cwaziest chick I know! I am having flashbacks of Mel Gibson waxing his leg and putting on black pantyhose while he’s dancing to that song in What a Woman Wants! Bahahahahaha! Maybe since Fat Joe is an honorary Crazy Chick now, you should give him a similar initiation! 😉
And what kind of initiation would that be? Make him wear girly stuff? Neh … I’ll just to make him eat healthier … that might actually more of a hardship than getting him to wear the pantyhose! lololololol
If you’re going to make him eat healthier, then the pantyhose are out… He might eat ’em and you’d have to do the heimlich!
he won’t eat the hose unless it’s dipped in bbq sauce! lololololol
It could happen… 😉
My tummy is a-rumblin’, Lafemme. Mathair and I just found a vegan aisle in our local grocery store, which was pretty stunning, given we live in such a small town in the Smoky Mountains. We tried the spinach nuggets and were blown away. This Christmas I’m doing a vegan lemon mousse for dessert, so wish me luck. Merry Christmas, Crazy Chick! XOXO
Spinach nuggets? I’m so curious. Was it fried, baked? Oh and I love anything with lemon! 🙂 Try to share the recipe 🙂
They were baked and we made a honey mustard dip with some Tupelo and dijon. Soooo, yummy. The lemon mousse isn’t vegan, but I don’t make it very often. Only on special occasions. It’s the one from Ina Garten’s show: The Barefoot Contessa. Here’s the link where you can find it.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina-garten/fresh-lemon-mousse-recipe/index.html
But, I tweaked it and nixed the egg whites and doubled up on the heavy cream. Decadent and completely fattening, but it’s not as bad as the array of pies we usually had.
Hope you enjoy.
Yeah, I’m gonna eat me some macaroni salad on the 24th it’s really my favorite! Oh and ofcourse i’m gonna make cinnamon rolls for the kids but i’m gonna use vegan cream cheese. Oh and I love pies as well.
Nice. Can I switch songs to say I’m a creep and a weirdo too 🙂
You sure can Vicious! 🙂
What did I want to be as a crazy little chick to be thinner and like myself better. But as i grew up I never got skinner but I learned that having curves was okay and I was beautiful just the way I am. I wish I could make my moms fruit cake it is the best 🙂
And what kind of fruit do you use in fruitcake? 🙂
My mom would use flour and coco with raisins and walnuts it tasted more like a cake was really good.
that sounds actually pretty good Kelly!
I wanted to be a tall blonde with long straight hair, beautiful teeth, blue eyes, not too tanned, spectacular in a bikini with flesh filling the bosom cups instead of Kleenex, and my choice of all the hottest boys so I could ignore them . . . . all to go with the brain of a nuclear scientist.
Beauty and brains! Good combination 🙂
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Merry Christmas Isadora! 🙂
Lol! I like some of those “qualities” but would stay away from a couple. 😉
Which couple? BTW take a look at some of the comments from your guest post 🙂